Ichimonji was a donkey that served in the Japanese army during World War II, carrying munitions and wounded soldiers. After the war, he ended up at the Tokyo Zoo. But by 1963, in his old age, he had lost most of his teeth, which made it hard for him to eat. So Kenji Ishigami, a professor of Dentistry at Tokyo University, took pity on him and made him a set of artificial teeth out of a special alloy metal. He was reported to be the first donkey in the world ever to have dentures. Because of his new teeth, he became a star attraction at the zoo until his death in 1965.
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Yr Editor is supposed to be on top of bizarrities like this so it's perplexing and humbling to realize that I'm among the last to know: In Las Vegas, there's a man with 100 lbs. of scrotal junk, and he's walking around (gingerly, but still walking) The Las Vegas Review-Journal had this story last year (and again now), and I missed it. Sorry for letting you down. Las Vegas Review-Journal [Not Safe For Stomachs]
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Miami Beach: (He might be innocent; to apply justice, check out his mugshot.) Ronald Rolfes, 31, took furtive clothes-changing photos at the Hooters Int'l Swimsuit Pageant. (Bonus: [Cop: Why'd you do it, Ron?] Ron: "Man to man [i.e., just between us gents], I did it because I've never had a girlfriend.") Miami Herald
"U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!"
Washington, D.C.: The economy . . hell in a handbasket. Federal marketing subsidy for a company that sells glittery styling spray for dogs . . government cash! The Examiner (Washington, D.C.)
Liberty County, Tex.: This is a place where a sheriff can raid a home with a judge-signed search warrant looking for the evidence of the 25-30 children that had murdered and buried in the yard--when the only thing even vaguely resembling "evidence" for the search warrant came from a psychic. Courthouse News
People refusing to sell their homes to urban developers -- so they end up having highways and skyscrapers built around them -- is one of those things that happens often enough that it's 'no longer weird,' as Chuck would say. But here's an early example, from the mid-1960s.
Tokyo hosted the Summer Olympics in 1964, and launched massive urban construction projects in anticipation of the games. Thousands of people were offered money to sell their homes to make way for new highways. Almost everyone took the offer of cash. But one elderly couple refused to move.
Although it has not yet become a tourist attraction, this house, an antique shop, standing bravely alone at the junction of three busy highways, is a source of amusement to passersby, of irritation to hurried motorists and the local police, a headache to the Tokyo Municipal Government and a simple matter of pride and principle to the 81-year-old owners and sole inhabitants.
When the new highways were being projected, owners of houses on the chosen sites moved away more or less willingly, but this old couple decided that the indemnity offered was not enough for a home containing a lifetime of memories.
The old man boned up on his law and discovered that he could not be forcibly ejected, and that although he may be a nuisance, his house could not be considered a traffic hazard as it is plainly visible to the naked eye. There have, in fact, been no accidents up to now simply because traffic slows down to take a better look at the incongruous, isolated building.
So the local police agency turned to the Metropolitan Highways Corporation who, after one and a half years of vain negotiation with the stubborn couple, have now thrown the matter into the lap of the Tokyo Metropolitan Government.
In the meantime, the old couple have lost all but the most intrepid of their customers, for few dare to cross a busy highway at the risk of life and limb and, for the same reason, there are days on end when the old couple cannot get out of their house to do the necessary shopping. But old people, they say, need little sustenance.
The incessant blare of car horns and the overbearing odor of exhaust-gas fumes which would drive a younger couple to surrender, fall on age-deafened ears and insensitive nostrils, disturbing them neither during the day nor at night. For old people, they say, need little sleep.
The offer of money to remove themselves and resettle in a new home is no temptation to them, for their days of adventure are over and all their memories are enclosed within the four walls of this tiny building. -- The East, vol 1, No. 5, 1965, p.54-55.
I don't normally pay much attention to banner ads, but my eye was drawn to this one. Why, I wonder, is the person's face a bright shade of purplish-red like a boiled lobster? Is that a side-effect of whatever treatment this company is offering, or just a poor choice of model?
Alex Boese
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