Forgetful Snow

Melinda Ring is trying to raise $13,000 on KickStarter so that she can stage her dance project, Forgetful Snow.

It's one of those things where it's kinda hard to tell if it's real or satire. But my gut instinct tells me it's for real. Of course, I have no knowledge of contemporary dance, so a more discerning viewer might instantly recognize this as a masterpiece.

The video is safe for work, despite the video thumbnail showing a hint of skin.

Posted By: Alex - Tue Apr 08, 2014 - Comments (15)
Category: Dance

Cat & Budgie

Posted By: Paul - Tue Apr 08, 2014 - Comments (3)
Category: Animals, Advertising

Va-rice-ity

Serve him plain rice and nothing else. He won't expect that.

The ads were part of a 1969 campaign by the Rice Council of America.

Posted By: Alex - Mon Apr 07, 2014 - Comments (6)
Category: Advertising, 1960s

English for Dirty Houses

I'm never inviting this woman to my house again!

Posted By: Paul - Mon Apr 07, 2014 - Comments (5)
Category: Domestic, Education, Languages

D U FLY?

As you can see a goose flew right into the windshield of a car shattering the windshield, and the goose as well, from the look of it. Seeing as this happened in Golden, Colorado it makes one wonder if the goose may have been flying drunk. Where is Avians Against Drunk Fliers when you need them??

Posted By: Alex - Sun Apr 06, 2014 - Comments (7)
Category: Animals

Windostep

[Click to enlarge]

I'd like to see anyone trust their life to this thing above the first floor of a house.

And what a weird come-on. "Live in a house?" No, a barn!

Original ad here.

Posted By: Paul - Sun Apr 06, 2014 - Comments (11)
Category: Domestic, Chindogu, 1940s

Bug Invasion

In July 1957, Hastings Minnesota was invaded by fish flies. Millions of them. So many that they piled up on roads in enormous drifts and prevented cars from getting through.

From the History of Hastings blog:

Posted By: Alex - Sun Apr 06, 2014 - Comments (2)
Category: Insects and Spiders, 1950s

News of the Weird (April 6, 2014)

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M365, April 6, 2014
Copyright 2014 by Chuck Shepherd

Lead Story

“The trucks full of paperwork come every day,” wrote the Washington Post in March, down a country road in Boyers, Pa., north of Pittsburgh, and descend “into the earth”--into a reconditioned former limestone mine--to deliver federal retiree applications to the eight “supermarket”-sized caverns 230 feet below ground where Office of Personnel Management bureaucrats process them--manually--and store them in 28,000 metal filing cabinets. Applications thus take 61 days on average to process (compared to Texas’s automated system, which takes 2). One step requires a record’s index to be digitized--but a later step requires that the digital portion be printed out for further manila-foldered-file work. OPM blames contractors’ technology failures and bizarrely complicated retirement laws, but no relief is in sight except the hiring of more workers (and fortunately, cavebound-paper-shuffling is a well-regarded job around Boyers). [Washington Post, 3-22-2014]

The Continuing Crisis

In February, officials in Sudan seized at least 70 female sheep that had male sexual organs sewn on--the result of livestock smugglers trying to circumvent export restrictions. (Ewes are valued more highly, and their sale is limited.) Authorities had been treating the inspections as routine until they spotted one “ram” urinating from the female posture. [BBC News, 2-10-2014]

Karma: Michael Schell, 24, and Jessica Briggs, 31, were arrested on several charges in Minot, N.D., in February when police were called to a convenience store because Schell and Briggs had commandeered a restroom and were having noisy sex. The store is part of the Iowa-based chain of 400 serving the Midwest that go by the name Kum & Go. [Minot Daily News, 2-12-2014]

Democracy Blues

U.S. Rep. Robert Andrews announced his retirement in February, after 23 years of representing his New Jersey district, and in “tribute,” the Washington Post suggested he might be the least successful lawmaker of the past two decades, in that he had sponsored a total of 646 pieces of legislation--more than any of his contemporaries--but that not a single one passed. In fact, Andrews has not accomplished even the easiest of all bill-sponsoring--to name a post office or a courthouse. [Washington Post, 2-4-2014]

November election returns for the city council of Flint, Mich., revealed that voters chose two convicted felons (Wantwaz Davis and Eric Mays) and two other candidates who had been through federal bankruptcy. Davis never publicized his 1991 second-degree murder plea but said he talked about it while campaigning. (The Flint Journal acknowledged that it had poorly vetted Davis’s record.) [Flint Journal, 11-6-2013]

Inexplicable

The Internal Revenue Service reportedly hit the estate of Michael Jackson recently with a federal income tax bill of $702 million because of undervaluing properties that it owned--including a valuation on the Jackson-owned catalog of Beatles songs at “zero.” The estate reckoned that Mr. Jackson was worth a total of $7 million upon his death in 2009, but IRS placed the number at $469 million. (In 2012 alone, according to Forbes magazine, Mr. Jackson earned more than any other celebrity, living or dead, at about $160 million.) [Los Angeles Times, 2-7-2014; Forbes, 11-18-2013]

The North Somerset office of Britain’s National Health Service issued a formal apology in January to Leanda Preston, 31, who had accused it of “racism” because of the pass phrase she received to access the system for an appointment to manage her fibromyalgia. Preston, who is black, had received the random, computer-generated pass phrase “charcoal shade,” which she complained was “offensive,” demonstrating that NHS therefore lacked “decency” and “common sense.” [Weston Mercury, 1-20-2014]

Unclear on the Concept

A Florida appeals court tossed out an $80,000 anti-discrimination settlement in February because the beneficiary’s teen-age daughter could not refrain from bragging about it--even though the terms of the settlement required confidentiality. Gulliver Proprietary School in Miami had offered the sum to former headmaster Patrick Snay to make Snay’s lawsuit go away, but Dana Snay almost immediately told her 1,200 Facebook friends that “Gulliver is now officially paying for my vacation to Europe this summer. Suck it.” Wrote the court, “[Snay’s] daughter did precisely what the confidentiality agreement was designed to prevent.” [Miami Herald, 2-26-2014]

Perspective

A controversial, landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision in 2005 for the first time allowed a city to force unwilling owners to sell private property not for a school or police station or other traditional municipal necessity but just because a developer promised to improve the neighborhood. Consequently, longtime residents such as Susette Kelo were forced off their land because the city of New London, Conn., had hopes of a prosperous buildup anchored by a new facility from the drugmaker Pfizer. The Weekly Standard magazine reported in February that, nine years down the road, Pfizer has backed out, and the 90-acre area of New London in which Kelo and others were bulldozed off of is waist-high in weeds--an even worse blight than that which New London sacrificed private property rights in order to prevent. [The Weekly Standard, 2-10-2014]

News of the Self-Indulgent

Plastic surgeons have performed beard implants before but only for men with facial scarring or for female-to-male transgenders. Recently, New York city surgeons report an uptick in business by men solely to achieve the proper aesthetic look. According to the New York City website DNAinfo, the procedure is the same as for hair transplants--and takes eight hours to do, at a cost of about $7,000. Said veteran plastic surgeon Dr. Jeffrey Epstein, “Whether you’re talking about the Brooklyn hipster or the advertising executive, the look is definitely to have a bit of facial hair.” [DNAinfo New York, 2-25-2014]

Creme de la Weird

Cable’s TLC channel (formerly, The Learning Channel) recently completed its fifth season of “My Strange Addiction” mostly starring a host of compulsives who apparently cannot refrain from eating that which should not be eaten (mattress stuffing, diapers, plastic bags, makeup--plus the engaging Heather Bell, who eats paint, to her a “warm,” “thicker version of milk”). The full-body-suited “Living Dolls” (reported here two weeks ago) led off the season--the first time News of the Weird and My Strange Addiction had shared a subject since Ms. Jazz Sinkfield exhibited her 24-inch fingernails (on each finger, totaling almost 20 feet of superfluous nail) in Season 2 (and in News of the Weird in 2012) and the 22-procedure breast-enhancer Sheyla Hershey appeared in Season 3 (and in News of the Weird in 2010). [Daily Mail (London), 1-2-2014] [Wikipedia, My_Strange_Addiction]

Least Competent Criminals

(1) Hernando County (Fla.) Sheriff's detective James Smith happened across longtime fugitive James Dixon, 53, in March and detained him, even though Dixon claimed he was actually one of his own twin brothers, Gary Dixon. On a hunch, Det. Smith called out to “Gary,” “Hey, James!”--and “Gary” quickly turned his head to see what Smith wanted. Smith said “Gary” then put his head down and acknowledged that he was really James. He was held for extradition on a 30-year-old Michigan warrant. (2) Colton Green was arrested in Decatur, Ill., in March, shortly after a nearby Circle K gas station was robbed. Police said it was not a challenging collar, in that Green was on probation and wearing an ankle monitor whose GPS trail placed him at the Circle K at the time of the robbery. [Tampa Bay Online, 3-21-2014] [Illinois Home Page, 3-20-2014]

Readers’ Choice

(1) A self-described “devil”-possessed Stephanie Hamman, 23, was arrested in Church Hill, Tenn., in March after driving her car through the front door of the Providence Church, then summoning her husband on the phone, and when he arrived, stabbing him in the chest for “worshipping the NASCAR race” that he had been devoted to on TV that day. (2) Police were called to a Taco Bell in Tega Cay, S.C., in March after one customer became irate that another had audibly belched in the dining area yet had not said “excuse me.” The enraged man jostled the burper with a chair and grabbed at his throat, but no arrest was made. [Times-News (Kingsport, Tenn.) via KnoxNews.com (Knoxville), 3-17-2014] [WSOC-TV (Charlotte, N.C.), 3-17-2014]

Thanks This Week to Royal Byre, Perry Levin, George Rubin, Neil Gimon, Jim Peterson, and John McGaw, and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.

Posted By: Chuck - Sun Apr 06, 2014 - Comments (6)
Category:

Would you like a little DDT with your food?

Some background info from the website of TIFA international. Evidently these photos, from Life magazine, were intended to convince residents of New York and New Jersey that being covered in DDT was nothing to worry about:

Posted By: Alex - Sat Apr 05, 2014 - Comments (12)
Category: 1940s

The Origin of Crash Test Dummies

Not the musical group.

Posted By: Paul - Sat Apr 05, 2014 - Comments (3)
Category: Death, Motor Vehicles, PSA’s, Puppets and Automatons, 1960s