The whole thing takes on the air of a ninety minute game of "Clue" played in reverse, as greedy, grasping relatives and hangers-on are dispatched in the most gory and inventive ways possible for a dead guy to come up with. Amongst the suspects/victims are THE Elsa Lanchester, Roddy McDowall, Patric Knowles, Farley Granger, the witchy Ms. Wallis, who gets to sample some of the hottest "cold cream" on the market, Jamie Farr (yeah, Klinger from M*A*S*H himself,) and Victor Buono, in a hysterical cameo as the 'lucky' minister who gets to officiate at the nuptials.
Posted By: Paul - Sat Jul 19, 2014 -
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Category: Death, Horror, Humor, Movies, 1970s
Posted By: Alex - Fri Jul 18, 2014 -
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Category: Babies, Fashion
In 1798, Mr. Dexter returned to Newburyport, and August 15th of the same summer he bought the large house on High street that had been erected by Jonathan Jackson in 1771. Its situation is high, and commands an extensive view of the coast and the Isles of Shoals. The grounds were laid out by intelligent landscape gardeners. Everything about the house was in excellent order; but not to his wish. He raised minarets on the roof, and surmounted them with gilt balls. He caused it to assume a gaudiness and cheapness that was most undesirable to a person of taste.
Directly before the front door of the house, on a Roman arch, he erected a figure of Washington in his military garb, and on his left, a figure of Jefferson, and on his right one of Adams, the latter being hatless. On columns erected in the garden were figures of Indian chiefs, generals, philosophers, politicians, statesmen, and goddesses of Fame and Liberty. He changed the name of the statues by the aid of the painter's brush as he pleased. General Morgan was thus transformed into Bonaparte, and to the latter Dexter always touched his, hat. There were more than forty of these figures, including four lions, two couchant, and two passant. These images were of wood, life size, and fairly well carved. The lions were open-mouthed and looked fierce. The figures were made by a young ship carver who had just come to Newburyport, named Joseph Wilson, and were gaudily painted. The images were all in good condition when Dexter died, and the first to fall was an Indian. The remainder stood until the great September gale of 1815, when all but the presidents were cast prostrate upon the earth. The images were sold at auction, the specimen that brought the most money, five dollars, was the goddess of Fame. William Pitt was sold for a dollar, and the "Travelling Preacher," fifty cents. It is said that the arch and figures of the three presidents, all the presidents there had been in Dexter's day, cost at least two thousand dollars, the lions two hundred dollars apiece, and the other images a similar amount.
Posted By: Paul - Fri Jul 18, 2014 -
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Category: Eccentrics, Landscaping, Eighteenth Century, Nineteenth Century
Posted By: Paul - Thu Jul 17, 2014 -
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Category: Comics, Outsider Art, Surrealism, 1960s
Posted By: Alex - Thu Jul 17, 2014 -
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Category: Cats
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Category: Games, Rube Goldberg Devices, 1960s
Posted By: Alex - Wed Jul 16, 2014 -
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Category: Insects and Spiders, Restaurants
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Category: Daredevils, Stuntpeople and Thrillseekers, Fairs, Amusement Parks, and Resorts
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Category: Cannibalism, Sports, 1980s, Africa
Posted By: Alex - Tue Jul 15, 2014 -
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Category: Death, Travel
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