News of the Weird (September 11, 2016)

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M492, September 11, 2016
Copyright 2016 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

Lead Story

The upscale clothier Barneys New York recently introduced $585 "Distressed Superstar Sneakers" (from the high-end brand Golden Goose) that were purposely designed to look scuffed, well-worn, and cobbled-together, as if they were shoes recovered from a Dumpster. The quintessential touch was the generous use of duct tape on the bottom trim. Critics were in abundance, accusing Barneys of mocking poverty. [USA Today, 8-30-2016] [Daily Mail (London), 8-29-2016]

News That Sounds Like a Joke

(1) The British food artists Bompas & Parr are staging (through October 30th) a tribute to the late writer Roald Dahl by brewing batches of beer using yeast swabbed and cultured from a chair Dahl used and which has been on display at the Roald Dahl Museum in Missenden, England. (2) A 16-year-old boy made headlines in August for being one of the rare survivors of an amoeba--a brain-eating amoeba--acquired diving into a pond on private property in Florida's Broward County. (By popular legend, Floridians are believed to lack sufficient brain matter to satisfy amoebas!) [The Independent (London), 8-17-2016] [NBC News, 8-24-2016]

Government in Action

The Drug Enforcement Administration has schemed for several years to pay airline and Amtrak employees for tips on passengers who might be traveling with large sums of cash, so that DEA can interview them--with an eye toward seizing the cash under federal law if they merely "suspect" that the money is involved in illegal activity. A USA Today investigation, reported in August, revealed that the agency had seized $209 million in a decade, from 5,200 travelers who, even if no criminal charge results, almost never get all their money back (and, of 87 recent cash seizures, only 2 actually resulted in charges). One Amtrak employee was secretly paid $854,460 over a decade for snitching passenger information to DEA. [USA Today, 8-11-2016, 1-7-2016]

Update: In August, the Defense Department's inspector general affirmed once again (following on 2013 disclosures) that the agency has little knowledge of where its money goes--this time admitting that the Department of the Army had made $6.5 trillion in accounting "adjustments" that appeared simply to be made up out of thin air, just to get the books balanced for 2015. (In part, the problem was laid to 16,000 financial data files that simply disappeared with no trace.) "As a result," reported Fortune magazine, "there has been no way to know how the Defense Department--far and away the biggest chunk of Congress's annual budget--spends the public's money." [Fortune, 8-19-2016]

Wait, What?

In August, the banking giant Citigroup and the communications giant AT&T agreed to end their two-month-long legal hostilities over AT&T's right to have a customer service program titled "Thanks." Citigroup had pointed out that it holds trademarks for customer service titles "thankyou," "citi thankyou," "thankyou from citi," and "thankyou your way," and had tried to block the program name "AT&T Thanks." [NASDAQ.com, 8-25-2016]

In July in the African nation of Malawi (on the western border of Mozambique), Eric Aniva was finally arrested--but not before he had been employed by village families more than 100 times to have ritual sex to "cleanse" recent widows--and girls immediately after their first menstruation. Aniva is one of a several such sex workers known as "hyenas" (because they operate stealthily, at night), but Malawi president Peter Mutharika took action after reading devastating dispatches (reporting hyenas' underage victims and Aniva's HIV-positive status) in the New York Times and London's The Guardian, among other news services. [Washington Post, 7-27-2016]

The July 2012 Aurora, Colo., theater shooter, James Holmes, is hardly wealthy enough to be sued, so 41 massacre victims and families instead filed against Cinemark Theater for having an unsafe premises, and by August 2016 Cinemark had offered $150,000 as a total settlement. Thirty-seven of the 41 accepted, but four held out since the scaled payout offered only a maximum of $30,000 for the worst-off victims. Following the settlement, the judge, finding that Cinemark could not have anticipated Holmes's attack, ruled for the theater--making the four holdouts liable under Colorado law for Cinemark's expenses defending against the lawsuit ($699,000). [Los Angeles Times, 8-30-2016]

Weird China

Misunderstandings: (1) "Mr. L," 31, a Chinese tourist visiting Dulmen, Germany, in July, went to a police station to report his stolen wallet but signed the wrong form and was logged in as requesting asylum, setting off a bureaucratic nightmare that left him confined for 12 days at a migrant hostel before the error was rectified. (2) In August at a hospital in Shenyang, China, "Wang," 29, awaiting his wife's childbirth, was reported (by People's Daily via Shanghaiist.com) to have allowed a nurse to wave him into a room for anesthesia and hemorrhoid surgery--a procedure that took 40 minutes. (The hospital quickly offered to pay a settlement--but insisted that, no matter his purpose at the hospital, he in fact had hemorrhoids, and they were removed.) [The Guardian (London), 8-8-2016] [Shanghaiist.com, 8-17-2016]

Evidently, many Chinese wives who suspect their husbands of affairs have difficulty at confronting them, for a profession has risen recently of "mistress dispellers" whose job instead is to contact the mistress and persuade her, sometimes through elaborate ruse, to break off the relationship. For a fee (a New York Times dispatch said it could be "tens of thousands of dollars"), the dispeller will "subtly infiltrate the mistress's life" and ultimately convince her to move on. A leading dispeller agency in Shanghai, translated as the "Weiqing International Marriage Hospital Emotion Clinic Group," served one wife by persuading the mistress to take a higher-paying job in another city. [New York Times, 7-29-2016]

Ironies

Flooding from rains in August tore down a basement wall of the Connellsville (Pa.) Church of God, wrecking and muddying parts of the building and threatening the first-floor foundation, but under the policy written by the Church Mutual Insurance company, flooding damage is not covered, as rain is an "act of God." (Church Mutual apparently uses a standard insurance industry definition and thus recognizes, contrary to some religious beliefs, that not everything is caused by God.) [WTAE-TV (Pittsburgh), 8-31-2016
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In 2005, India enacted a landmark anti-poverty program, obligating government to furnish 100 days' minimum-wage work to unskilled laborers (potentially, 70 percent of the country's 1.3 billion people). Programs often fail in India because of rampant corruption, but a recent study by a Cambridge University researcher concluded that the 2005 law is failing for the opposite reason--anti-corruption measures in the program. Its requirement of extreme transparency has created an exponential increase in paperwork (to minimize opportunities for corruption), severely delaying the availability of jobs. [Phys.Org News, 7-21-2016]

The Passing Parade

(1) Vegetarian Deb Dusseau of Portland, Maine, celebrating her 10-year anniversary of "all vegetables, all the time," reported to a tattoo artist in August and now sports, on her right arm, wrist to shoulder, an eggplant, peppers, mushrooms, peas, greens, onions, a radish, and multiple tomatoes--drawn in an "old seed catalog" motif. (2) Pro baseball player Brandon Thomas (of the independent Frontier League's Gateway Grizzlies in St. Louis, Mo.) hit a bases-loaded home run on August 21st--over the fence, into the adjacent parking lot, where the ball smashed the windshield . . . of Brandon Thomas's car. [Bangor Daily News, 8-29-2016] [Sports Illustrated, 8-22-2016]

A News of the Weird Classic (October 2012)

Horse showjumping is a long-time Olympics sport, but since 2002, equestrians have been performing in “horseless” showjumping, in which horse courses are run by “riders” on foot (who, by the way, do not straddle broomsticks!). According to an October [2012] Wall Street Journal report, an international association headed by retired pro equestrian Jessica Newman produces at least 15 shows a year, with from 40 to 130 competitors, galloping over jumps that vary from two to four feet high (five feet in “Grand Prix” events), with the “riders” graded as if they were on horses (timed, with points off for contacting the rails). Explained Newman, about the shows’ success, “It’s just fun to be a horse.” [Wall Street Journal, 10-8-2012]

Thanks This Week to Michael Brozyna and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.

Posted By: Chuck - Sun Sep 11, 2016 - Comments (3)
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Killed by a watermelon

One for the weird death file.

1924: Thomas Collins, 21-years-old, drove by a farmer with a truck full of watermelons and called out to the farmer to toss him one. The farmer obliged. The watermelon landed on Collins' head, snapped his neck, and killed him instantly.

Louisville Courier-Journal - Sep 28, 1924

Posted By: Alex - Sun Sep 11, 2016 - Comments (6)
Category: Death, 1920s

Moonlight Towers

The antique form of streetlights called "moonlight towers" exists today only in Austin, Texas, as seen above in a picture taken from this fine post. There's something pretty science-fictional or steampunk about them, especially in a vintage picture as seen here.

In some other timeline, moonlight towers dot the nation in the year 2016.

Posted By: Paul - Sun Sep 11, 2016 - Comments (4)
Category: Buildings and Other Structures, Technology, Urban Life, Nineteenth Century

Anti-Slide Devices

Perhaps this is common knowledge, but I just learned that those raised knobs between escalators really are there for the sole purpose of discouraging people from sliding down the ramp. I had always assumed they had some kind of structural function.




Source: Elevators 101

Posted By: Alex - Sat Sep 10, 2016 - Comments (8)
Category: Technology

Hindu Ceremonial Animal Marriages

1932 report here.

The practice of having a human marry an animal for various mystical reasons has been a part of Hindu religion for who-knows-how-long, and continues to the present.




Full article here.

And then of course there is marrying a tree as well.

Posted By: Paul - Sat Sep 10, 2016 - Comments (5)
Category: Animals, Anthropomorphism, Religion, Husbands, Wives, 1930s, Asia

Sleeping Women as Window Displays

In 1950, several store owners independently realized that they could draw big crowds by having a woman sleeping in a bed as a window display.

Posted By: Alex - Fri Sep 09, 2016 - Comments (0)
Category: Advertising, 1950s

Mystery Illustration 30

[Click to enlarge]

Which 60s rock band is this?

The answer is here. (Page 16)

Or after the jump.






More in extended >>

Posted By: Paul - Fri Sep 09, 2016 - Comments (0)
Category: Music, 1960s, Face and Facial Expressions, Hair and Hairstyling

Cube Lube

If you're serious about the Rubik's Cube, then you might benefit from Cube Lube. "We've got what it takes to really move your cube!!!"

This stuff was introduced back in the 1980s, the heyday of the Rubik's Cube. It was a silicone-based lubricant. So buying a can of silicone spray would probably work just as well.

Cube lubes are still for sale. For instance, there's the Official Rubik's Lube or Lubix Cube.

Posted By: Alex - Thu Sep 08, 2016 - Comments (10)
Category: Toys

The Importance of Penmanship

Original article here.

1) Butler steals $350,000 worth of jewelry. (This was in 1937, so really worth $5,849,059.03.)

2) Mails jewels in package to a preset postal drop.

3) Scrawls address so badly, jewels delivered to innocent young girl.

4) Kerblooey.

Posted By: Paul - Thu Sep 08, 2016 - Comments (1)
Category: Stupid Criminals, Children, 1930s

Anders Holmquist, Vexillographer

Holmquist waving his flag (evidently before he added the stripes to it)
source: NY Times - Feb 27, 1976

Anders Holmquist made flags for a living, and he promoted the idea that, "Everyone should have his or her own personal flag — a meaningful flag designed especially for the individual."

His own flag consisted of seven stripes: "red for blood, orange for fire, yellow for sun, green for nature, light blue for water, dark blue for sky and purple for spirit. Each stripe ends in a nine-foot tail. At the heart of the flag is a dodecahedron, 12 pentagons, representing the universe and said by Pythagoras, the 6th Century BC Greek philosopher, to be the most perfect geometric form."

I like the idea of everyone having their own flag. So what flag should WU have?

Holmquist called himself a "vexillographer," and according to the LA Times (Jan 3, 1980) he coined this word:


However, according to Wikipedia, the term "vexillology" (being the study of flags) was coined in 1958 by flag historian Whitney Smith. So Holmquist simply took "vexillo-" and added "-grapher" to it. I'm not sure if that counts as coining the word.

In googling "vexillographer," I quickly discovered that there's a thriving subculture of vexillophiles. For instance, check out the Vexillographer channel on YouTube, maintained by "some weird guy named Peter" (his own self-description). He offers monthly "This Month in Flag News" updates.

Posted By: Alex - Wed Sep 07, 2016 - Comments (10)
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