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November 2016
November 16, 2016
Theory of Continental Drip
Ormonde de Kay, Jr. first proposed the "theory of continental drip" in Horizon magazine (Winter 1973), although it was more of an observation than a theory. He wrote:Continental drip is the tendency of land masses to drip, droop, sag, depend, or hang down — like wet paint in the Sherwin-Williams trademark — except that they cling to the Earth's surface below the equator instead of falling off into space.
De Kay's article was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, and there have been several elaborations of his theory in the same vein, such as here and here.
However, it's true. Continents and peninsulas do seem to "drip" south — Africa, South America, Baja California, Florida, Greenland, Scandinavia, Italy, Greece, India, Malaysia, Indochina, and Korea.
So why? Is there a reason? De Kay wrote:
A few possible explanations come to mind: some palaeomagnetic force, for example, unsuspected and therefore undetected, centered in massive, mountainous Antarctica and perpetually tugging at the lower hems of land masses. Or drip might somehow be the result of the Earth's rotation, or of lunar attraction.
But like I said, De Kay wasn't being completely serious. The closest I've been able to find in the way of a genuine scientific response to this mystery is in New Scientist magazine (Dec 18, 1999), when a reader wrote in asking about the dripping continents and received the following response:
The present pattern of landmasses is just one of many that has occurred as the continents, starting with super continent Pangaea, have wandered all over the globe during the past few hundred million years. In another few hundred million the continents and their positions and shapes will all look quite different again, so not too much can be read into today’s pattern.
In other words, there really is no reason for the dripping. It's just random chance.
Posted By: Alex - Wed Nov 16, 2016 -
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Category: Geography and Maps, Science
Sighted Stiff, Sank Same
Original article here.
Posted By: Paul - Wed Nov 16, 2016 -
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Category: Death, Kludges, Hacks and Duct-tape Repairs, Military, Oceans and Maritime Pursuits, 1980s
November 15, 2016
The Connection
Unless you're a film buff you probably haven't heard of Shirley Clarke's 1961 movie The Connection. It was an experimental film, purporting to be actual footage of a group of heroin junkies waiting in an apartment for their dealer ("the connection") to show up. Though, of course, the supposed junkies were all actors, and the film was scripted.But the movie's real claim to fame is that it was the first American film to ever use the word "shit." From wikipedia:
The film is significant in the history of film censorship, as Clarke and producer Lewis Allen had filed suit to be able to show the film in New York. (The film had already premiered at the Cannes Film Festival in 1961.) In that era, in New York, the State's Department of Education had a vote on the State's film licensing board, and they voted to deny a license, mainly on the grounds that the word "shit" was used repeatedly during the film, even though it was mostly used to refer to drugs.
The case went all the way to the New York State Court of Appeals (the state's highest court). The Court of Appeals affirmed the decision of the intermediate level Appellate Division, which had held that while 'vulgar', this usage could not be considered obscene. Ultimately, the film was not a success at the box office.
The case went all the way to the New York State Court of Appeals (the state's highest court). The Court of Appeals affirmed the decision of the intermediate level Appellate Division, which had held that while 'vulgar', this usage could not be considered obscene. Ultimately, the film was not a success at the box office.
The trailer:
The full film:
Posted By: Alex - Tue Nov 15, 2016 -
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Category: Movies, 1960s, Curses, Slurs, Insults, Vituperation, Libel and Slander
Fashion 2000
Interestingly, I think the predictions from farther away from the year 2000 were a bit more accurate than those that were closer!
Posted By: Paul - Tue Nov 15, 2016 -
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Category: Fashion, Futurism, 1930s, 1960s, Twenty-first Century
November 14, 2016
Tandem Smoker
Introduced in 1955: Jonathon Law's Tandem Smoker, aka the "sure-fire lonesomeness ender.""The inventor envisions each lonely man packing a Tandem Smoker. All he has to do is light up, offer a passerby a mouthpiece, and the device will do the rest."
Image source: Fuzzy Dave
Independent Press Telegram - Sep 30, 1956
And you too could soon be smoking in tandem, because there's one available for $95 on eBay.
Posted By: Alex - Mon Nov 14, 2016 -
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Category: Smoking and Tobacco, 1950s
November 13, 2016
The Short Skirt Theory of Drought Causation
Hazleton Standard-Speaker - July 17, 1992
Southern Illinoisan - July 19, 1992
The Shreveport Times - July 25, 1992
Posted By: Alex - Sun Nov 13, 2016 -
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News of the Weird (November 13, 2016)
News of the WeirdWeirdnuz.M501, November 13, 2016
Copyright 2016 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.
Lead Story
New York City officially began licensing professional fire eaters earlier this year, and classes have sprung up to teach the art so that the city's Fire Department Explosives Unit can test for competence (if not "judgment") and issue the "E29" certificates. In the "bad old [license-less] days," a veteran fire eater told the New York Times in October, a "bunch of us" performed regularly for $50 a throw, largely oblivious of the dangers (though some admit that almost everyone eventually gets "badly burned"). For authenticity, the Times writer completed the licensing process herself ("as sexy as applying for a mortgage") and revealed that she, as "Lady Aye," has been a fire-eater, herself, but declined to say whether she is taking bookings. [New York Times, 10-30-2016]
Bright Ideas
A major streetlight in the town of Pebmarsh Close, England, went out of service when a truck hit it a year ago, and despite pleas to fix it from townspeople--and Essex county councillor Dave Harris-- no action has been taken. In October, Harris staged a "birthday party" on the site, formally inviting numerous guests, and furnishing a birthday cake--to "celebrate" the "age" of the broken streetlight. (The shamed county highway office quickly promised action.) [Essex County Gazette-Standard, 10-24-2016]
Prominent British radio host Dame Jenni Murray suggested in October that the UK scrap traditional "sex education" courses in school and instead show pornographic videos for classes to "analyze" "in the same way as [they analyze] Jane Austen" in order to encourage discussion of the role of sex. Younger students might explore why a boy should not look up a girl's skirt, but older students would view hard-core material to confront, for example, whether normal women should "shave" or make the typical screeching moans that porno "actresses" make. Dame Jenni said simply condemning pornography is naive because too much money is at stake. [The Independent (London), 10-12-2016]
At a World Cup qualifiers match in October in Quito, Ecuador, police arrived during the game to question star player Enner Valencia about an unpaid-alimony complaint, and he saw them waiting on the sideline. Local media reported that Valencia then faked an on-field injury near the end of the match to "necessitate" being taken away by ambulance, thus outmaneuvering the police. (He settled the complaint in time for the next match.) [Daily Telegraph (London), 10-7-2016]
Are We Safe?
The security firm Trend Micro disclosed in October its "surprise" to find, in the course of a routine investigation, that firms in several crucial sectors (nuclear power, electric utilities, defense contractors, computer chipmakers) send critical alert messages via old-style wireless pagers wholly unsecured against hacking. In fact, Trend Micro said the enormously popular "WhatsApp" message-exchange app has better security than the alert systems of nuclear power plants. (Infrastructure engineers defended the outdated technology as useful where Internet access was unavailable.) [ArsTechnica.com, 10-25-2016]
Life Imitates Art: Security experts hired by the investment firm Muddy Waters (which is being sued for defamation by St. Jude Medical Inc. over claims St. Jude's cardiac implant device can be hacked) disclosed in an October court filing that they agree the devices are anonymously and maliciously hackable. They found that a popular control device ("Merlin@Home") could be remotely turned off, or jiggered to carry a dangerous electrical charge, from up to 100 feet away. (A similar incident was part of a plot in Season 2 of the "Homeland" TV series, as the means by which the ailing-hearted U.S. vice-president was assassinated.) [Bloomberg Markets, 10-24-2016]
Wait, What?
New York's prestigious Bronx High School of Science enrolls some of the "best and brightest" students in the city--some of whom (perhaps rebelling against the "nerd" label) for the last two years have held unauthorized, consensual fistfights (a "fight club") in a field near the school, according to an October New York Daily News report. Students at the school (which has produced eight Nobel Prize winners and eight National Medal of Science honorees) then bombarded the Daily News reporter by telephone and Facebook with acrimonious, vulgar messages for placing the school in a bad light. [New York Daily News, 10-12-2016]
Too Quickly Promoted
Nathan Lawwill, 32, from Lansing, Mich., was arrested in Tunisia in October after emigrating as a recent Muslim convert, speaking little Arabic--which did not restrain him (a one-time Christian) from now being the Islamic Messiah, the "gift to Muslims," "Mahdi" to the Muslims and "Messiah to the Jews." "I am going to be the center of the world very quickly," he wrote on Facebook. He and his brother Patrick were found by police on October 25th "unwashed," and were detained on suspicion of terrorism. [The Daily Beast, 10-27-2016]
Least Competent Criminals
(1) Ms. Cana Greer, 29, was arrested in Sacramento, Calif., in October when police responded to a call to help her remove handcuffs she had accidentally engaged while fooling around with a friend. Police, routinely checking her ID, discovered an outstanding felony burglary warrant. As per procedure, officers took her to a fire station for removal of the cuffs--to make room on her wrists for their own handcuffs. (2) A woman unnamed (because she has not been charged with a crime) almost produced major havoc at the Shuttle Car Wash in Titusville, Fla., in October when, cleaning her car, she attempted to vacuum gasoline from the trunk of her car, causing the vacuum to explode. [Sacramento Bee, 10-19-2016] [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 10-14-2016]
Undignified Deaths
Mr. Nigel Hobbs, 71, passed away in Dawlish, England, in April, and an October coroner's inquest heard that his body was found by a neighbor "swaddled" in bed linen and wearing numerous "home-made" dresses and his face covered by stockings pulled tight (but with eye holes). Underneath the coverings, his face was wrapped in polyethylene, including his mouth but not his nose, and cotton or wool was stuffed into his ears and mouth. The coroner assumed the cause of death was accidental asphyxiation. [Mid-Devon Advertiser, 10-19-2016]
Recurring Themes
Joining some classic cases of sentencing overkill that have populated News of the Weird through the years: In October in San Marcos, Tex., jurors apparently had enough of recidivist drunk-driver Jose Marin, 64, who had just racked up conviction number eight and so sentenced him to spend the next 99 years in prison and (perhaps more horrifyingly) sober. And in Fresno, Calif., Rene Lopez, 41, convicted of raping his daughter over a four-year period beginning when she was 16, was sentenced by a Fresno Superior Court judge to prison until the year 3519 (A.D.) (1,503 years from now). [KXAN-TV (Austin), 10-13-2016] [Associated Press via Los Angeles Times, 10-22-2016]
The Passing Parade
(1) The world's first constantly-flowing (and free!) "wine fountain" opened in Abruzzo, Italy, in October, to help draw tourists and pilgrims who make the trek south from the Vatican to view the cathedral where remains of the disciple Thomas are kept. Operators said they hope the fountain will not become a home to "drunkards." (2) In September, the world's first (legal) beer pipeline opened, pumping 12,000 bottles worth an hour from the De Halve Maan brewery in Bruges, Belgium, to its bottling plant two miles away (and thus sparing visitors to the historic city the sight of tanker trucks cluttering the cobblestone streets). The pipeline was partly funded by private citizens offered "free beer for life" for their donations. [The Local (Rome), 10-12-2016] [New York Times, 9-17-2016]
A News of the Weird Classic (May 2012)
Awesome Achievement: William Todd, traveling by bus, faced a nine-hour layover in Nashville, Tenn., on April 9th [2012]--and with time on his hands, managed to (allegedly) commit at least 11 felonies, one after another, while he waited: shooting up a restaurant, setting it on fire, robbing four people at a bar, carjacking, breaking into a law office and defecating on a desk, trolling hotel rooms seeking theft opportunities, and stealing a taxicab and robbing the driver. He was finally captured at Opryland, where he had hidden by submerging himself in water up to his nose. [WSMV-TV (Nashville), 4-9-2012]
Thanks This Week to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.
Posted By: Chuck - Sun Nov 13, 2016 -
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7-11 Curbside Service
An early example of ordering goods while seated in comfort, and then getting the stuff delivered.
Posted By: Paul - Sun Nov 13, 2016 -
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Category: Business, 1940s
November 12, 2016
Extortion by pigeon
During the early twentieth century, an unusual method of crime enjoyed some popularity — extortionists and blackmailers demanding that payments be delivered via carrier pigeon. The criminals hoped that the pigeons would be untraceable. But as it turned out, the police often (though not always) were able to track the pigeons and capture the bad guys.
The Pittsburgh Press - Sep 11, 1929
Los Angeles Herald - Jan 2, 1910
The Harrisburg Telegraph - Apr 3, 1929
Posted By: Alex - Sat Nov 12, 2016 -
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Category: Crime
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