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1980s

Legal Daisy Spacing

I read this book nearly forty years ago, and never forgot it. It's weird and hilarious. I was so glad to see it turn up at the Internet Archive.

It purports to be a manual for terraforming a planet. But it's written by madmen and nature haters. Cacti must be enclosed in steel. Mountains must be leveled. Jungles must be paved over.

Read it here.







Posted By: Paul - Fri Jul 12, 2024 - Comments (0)
Category: Mad Scientists, Evil Geniuses, Insane Villains, Science Fiction, 1980s

Passenger safety pods

Landon Tinder had a plan to make air travel safer by putting passengers inside near-indestructible pods. The plane could crash and the pods, he claimed, would survive.

Details from the Chicago Tribune (Aug 27, 1989):

Tinder has a grand plan to replace standard airline seats with a string of compartments—each containing two to eight fortified seats—that can endure the impact, heat and smoke of almost any airline crash...

Each of Tinder's "passenger pods" would be equipped with its own airtight door, crash bag, cooling system, shock-absorbent shell and oxygen supply.

In the event of a crash or terrorist threat, the pod would seal itself off and the air bag would engage—all in two to three seconds. The 5-inch-thick honeycomb shell of aluminum, fiberglass and titanium could withstand temperatures up to 1,500 degrees Fahrenheit for more than 20 minutes. If the plane crashes in water, the pod would float.

"The aircraft around it can perish; this will stand strong," Tinder said.



Why the airlines didn't like his idea:

It is the economic consideration that prompts some people to quickly dismiss Tinder's Aeronautical Life Protecting Security System (ALPS for short) as an ornately packaged pipe dream...

At $40,000 a seat, airlines would have to pay about $2 million to fit each plane with ALPS containers. More importantly, the system would reduce each plane's seating capacity by 19 to 28 percent—a proposition that makes industry analysts profoundly skeptical.

"It would ruin the operating economics of every known airline," said Paul Turk of AV-MARK, a consulting firm specializing in airline economics.

Santa Cruz Sentinel - Aug 7, 1989

Posted By: Alex - Tue Jun 11, 2024 - Comments (2)
Category: Air Travel and Airlines, 1980s

Life Is Flashing Before Your Eyes

Posted By: Paul - Sun May 19, 2024 - Comments (0)
Category: Music, Philosophy, Surrealism, Cartoons, Psychedelic, 1980s

The Not-So-Distant Past Sins of Amtrak



Posted By: Paul - Tue May 14, 2024 - Comments (3)
Category: Excrement, 1980s, Trains

Baseball blown foul

May 1981: an infamous moment in baseball history — when Lenny Randle made a ball foul by blowing on it.

Randle later swore he simply yelled at the ball, but in the video it sure looks like he's blowing on it. However, I have a hard time believing he was able to blow on it hard enough to alter its course. I suspect it would have ended up foul without his assistance.



Spokesman Review - May 29, 1981

Posted By: Alex - Tue Apr 30, 2024 - Comments (0)
Category: Sports, 1980s

Follies of the Madmen #590

Posted By: Paul - Mon Mar 18, 2024 - Comments (1)
Category: Crime, Hygiene, Advertising, 1980s, Europe

A Death Foretold

Malkeet Singh predicted that he would die on Sunday, April 8, 1984 at exactly 10am. Then he would be reincarnated as a 1400-year-old faith healer. Dozens of people turned up to witness the event, but nothing happened. So Singh told the crowd to come back after lunch. Still, nothing happened. The next day Singh returned to work at the local Ford factory.

Coventry Evening Telegraph - Apr 9, 1984

Posted By: Alex - Mon Feb 26, 2024 - Comments (1)
Category: Death, Predictions, 1980s

Spelling-Challenged Bank Robber

As far as I can tell, this guy was never caught. On the other hand, it doesn't sound like his efforts got him much money.


Miami Herald - Oct 11, 1980

Posted By: Alex - Thu Feb 08, 2024 - Comments (3)
Category: Stupid Criminals, 1980s

Promoting English Wine

Aug 1985: Four British ex-servicemen, all missing both their legs, embarked on a tour of France to promote English wines. Their motto: "You don't have to be legless to enjoy English wine."

Some explanation may be needed for Americans. 'Legless' is British slang for 'very drunk.'

London Daily Telegraph - Aug 10, 1985

Posted By: Alex - Mon Feb 05, 2024 - Comments (3)
Category: Inebriation and Intoxicants, 1980s, United Kingdom, Legs

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