By the year 2022, the cumulative effects of overpopulation, pollution and an apparent climate catastrophe have caused severe worldwide shortages of food, water and housing. There are 40 million people in New York City alone, where only the city's elite can afford spacious apartments, clean water and natural food (at horrendously high prices, with a jar of strawberry jam fetching $150). The homes of the elite are fortressed, with private security, bodyguards for their tenants, and usually include concubines (who are referred to as "furniture" and serve the tenants as slaves).
According to BoredPanda.com, the weirdest news story of 2021 was that one about the hiker who, lost for 24 hours on a mountain in Colorado, ignored the repeated phone calls from rescuers because he didn't recognize the number. He eventually made it to safety on his own. [NY Post]
Some more stories from their list:
California condors are very rare, but 10% of them are trashing this woman's house [cbc.ca]
Cheeky cow goes for a ride on a water slide after escaping slaughterhouse [metro.co.uk]
Bishop steps down after falling in love with satanic-themed erotica author [NY Post]
In Argentina, capybaras have infiltrated one of the richest gated communities... have destroyed manicured lawns, bitten dogs and caused traffic accidents [The Guardian]
Saudi Arabia banned 40 camels from a camel beauty contest for allegedly having touch-ups like Botox and fillers [The Guardian]
"When an eel climbs a ramp to eat squid from a clamp, that's a moray" [NY Times]
Shakira says "people were just watching" and not "doing anything" when her bag was stolen by wild boars in Barcelona [nme.com]
Italian man tries to dodge Covid vaccine wearing fake arm [BBC News]
Nun caught dancing with skeleton next to graveyard [metro.co.uk]
Posted By: Alex - Fri Dec 31, 2021 -
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Category: 2020s
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Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over thirty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. He has recently begun blogging on many curious topics with three fellow writers at The Inferior 4+1.