An organization "committed to documenting and preserving Scotland's elusive wild haggis animal." More info: Haggis Wildlife Foundation
In Scotland’s remote glens, misty peaks, and ancient forests are the last bastions for the enigmatic wild haggis, a creature shrouded in myth and steeped in the rich tapestry of Scottish lore.
Once widespread across the Scottish landscape, the haggis has retreated into these secluded sanctuaries, finding refuge among storm-beaten coastlines and mystical stone circles that dot the rugged terrain.
The Best Times to Spot a Haggis
Wild haggis are most frequent during the liminal hours of dawn and dusk.
These times, known as the thresholds between day and night, are when the veil between the natural world and the mystical realms grows perceptibly thinner.
It is during these quiet hours that the haggis ventures out, drawn by the dim light and the cover of lingering shadows.
Traditional lore advises seekers to explore areas where moonlight meets mountain shadow—a poetic way of guiding haggis enthusiasts to the slopes and valleys that catch the earliest and last light of the sun. These areas often provide the perfect combination of visibility and concealment, crucial for observing the haggis without startling it.
Along similar lines, neuroscientist Kelly Lambert of the University of Richmond has trained rats to drive small vehicles. She found that they were eager drivers: "the rats had an intense motivation for their driving training, often jumping into the car and revving the 'lever engine' before their vehicle hit the road."
In the early 1920s, the deer population was growing out of control on the Kaibab Plateau north of the Grand Canyon. The area had been designated a National Game Preserve in 1906, and since then the deer population had swelled from around 4000 to as many as 100,000 (by some estimates).
Farmer George McCormick came up with a solution. He proposed herding thousands of the deer down into the canyon, over the Colorado river, and then up onto the South Rim where there was plenty of room for them.
Critics pointed out that you can't herd deer, but this didn't deter McCormick. He put together a team of about 50 men on horseback (including the writer Zane Grey) and 100 local Native Americans on foot. Then they set out to herd the deer. Details of how they fared from Arizona Highways magazine (July 2004):
The Indians carried cowbells and rang them to get the deer moving out of the woods. They also beat metal pans with sticks, while the men on horseback waved hats, shouted and fired guns.
"But as they drew near the deer, instead of retreating, the animals almost invariably dashed through the cordon of men," reported the Sun. "Not only did they refuse to run away forward, but in charging the line, the animals seemed not to care a particle how close they came to the men. In many instances the latter had to give ground.
"One immense buck charged four mounted men, of whom Mr. Grey was one, and the latter reached for his gun, expecting to be run down. The deer just missed the quartet...
The effort continued through that day and the next. But it never approached anything but total chaos, with deer stampeding in every direction.
For more info, there's a detailed article about the deer drive in the Summer 2004 issue of Boatman's Quarterly Review (available as free pdf). Some images from that article:
Secrets of Successful Varmint Calling, by Johnny Stewart, was released in 1967. I could only find a brief clip from it, but I pasted an article below with some more tips on varmint calling.
Here in Phoenix you don't need any special trick to find varmints (aka coyotes). Just go for a walk in the early morning and you're bound to see one.
Paul Di Filippo
Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over thirty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. He has recently begun blogging on many curious topics with three fellow writers at The Inferior 4+1.