Animals
Caroling Goats
Move over cats and dogs. Its goats turn to perform the classic Christmas carols this year.
Posted By: Alex - Sat Dec 12, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Holidays, Parody
Kattle Kaller Auto Horn
I would definitely buy one of these today.
Given digital technology, would it not be easy to install a speaker under your hood which broadcast an infinite number of digital sound files on command?
Original ad here.
Posted By: Paul - Thu Dec 10, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, 1950s, Cars, Cacophony, Dissonance, White Noise and Other Sonic Assaults
Frozen Turkey Comes Back To Life
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you all enjoy your turkey dinner — and that your frozen turkey doesn't come back to life.
Sioux Center News - Nov 28, 1940
Following the snow storm Neal Spaan, Orange City hatchery man loaded up his frozen turkeys and peddled them. One customer, wanting to keep the turkey frozen for a few days put it into a snow bank and covered it with snow. When he came to dig it up the turkey lifted its head, stood up, shook off the snow and calmly walked away.
Posted By: Alex - Thu Nov 26, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Holidays, Thanksgiving, 1940s
Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted By: Paul - Thu Nov 26, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Death, Food, Holidays, 1920s
Alibi Goat
I've heard about people sucking on pennies or mints to hide the alcohol fumes on their breath. But keeping a goat in the back of the car is new to me. Though I guess it could be an effective strategy.
The Bakersfield Californian - Sep 14, 1937
"Why not?" asked Judge J.M. Braude.
"He had a goat in the back of the car," said Lambert, "and I couldn't smell anything but the goat."
Radkewicz was placed on probation.
Posted By: Alex - Wed Nov 18, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Inebriation and Intoxicants, 1930s
Follies of the Madmen #265
Hey, wait, most beaches don't allow pets!
Original ad here.
Posted By: Paul - Tue Nov 17, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Fashion, 1950s, Women
The Hambone Award
The Hambone Award was named after a "dog that got stuck in a refrigerator and ate an entire Thanksgiving ham while waiting for someone to find him."
The most recent winner is Curtis, a 5-year-old Boxer, who ate an entire BBQ skewer during a birthday party. He was rushed to the hospital, but doctors couldn't find the skewer. It was only a year later, when he was taken back to the doctor because he still wasn't feeling well, that surgeons found the skewer, which had become a "baseball-sized mass" encapsulated by the body, located between the dog's stomach and pancreas.
Posted By: Alex - Mon Nov 16, 2015 -
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Category: Accidents, Animals, Awards, Prizes, Competitions and Contests
Parrot Problem
Why is it always a parrot, rather than some other kind of pet bird, at the center of these disputes? A recent case in Rhode Island involved a lawsuit against a parrot taught to swear at neighbors.
Original article here.
Posted By: Paul - Mon Nov 09, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Annoying Things, 1930s
Weirdo the Superchicken
My latest about.com article:
Posted By: Alex - Fri Oct 30, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Alex
Cat Head Bags
Made by Japanese artist Pico. They're entirely artificial. That is, not actual cat heads. But they're realistic enough that people might, for a moment, think that you're using the severed head of a cat as a handbag.One of these will set you back about $700, but are sold only in Japan. via OhGizmo!
Posted By: Alex - Sun Oct 25, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Fashion, Cats
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