Follies of the Mad Men #53

Animal abuse: not a guaranteed winning strategy for your advertisement.

Also: isn't BMW supposed to be a classy car, not the goofball's favorite?


Hamster Crash Commercial - MyVideo

Posted By: Paul - Thu Jan 22, 2009 - Comments (2)
Category: Animals, Business, Advertising, Europe, Cars

Giant Synaptic Sea Cucumber

Apparently, the Cyrene Reef of Singapore features some crazy wildlife.


giant synaptic sea cucumber ! ....from outaspace from BeachBum on Vimeo.

Posted By: Paul - Wed Jan 21, 2009 - Comments (1)
Category: Animals, Asia, Natural Wonders

Squeekums the Rat Mannikin

Fully articulated and extremely realistic. Comes with detachable tail and the capability of IV access at the caudal vein site. Also, replaceable ear sets. Price: only $729.

Or you could trap a real one outside for free. Seem to be plenty in the alleyway behind my house.

Posted By: Alex - Wed Jan 21, 2009 - Comments (7)
Category: Animals, Medicine

Snarge

I learned something new after the US Airways flight crash-landed in the Hudson. When birds fly into jet engines, the resulting "bloody goo" that they're transformed into is called "snarge".

A Sep 2004 article in Flying Safety magazine provides some further details about snarge.

• The most common method of collecting snarge is "by spraying the impact point on the aircraft with a water bottle and swiping it down with a paper towel."
• Snarge is "Smelly by nature, and often packed with mold spores, gooey bird fat or amorphous bits of flesh."
• Snarge looks like "something you find in your handkerchief after a bad cold."
• However, bird experts regard snarge as "the ultimate identification challenge!"

Posted By: Alex - Mon Jan 19, 2009 - Comments (5)
Category: Animals, Flight, Science

Strange Russian Cartoon

If anyone has any idea what is going on in this cartoon, please tell the rest of us!



Everytime I see a foreign cartoon like this, I am reminded of the parody of same once seen on The Simpsons.

Posted By: Paul - Sun Jan 18, 2009 - Comments (3)
Category: Animals, Foreign Customs, Cartoons, Russia

Expensive Pets

Alex's post on animal owners seems to have divided WU readers into two camps: those who would pay any sum to heal their pet, and those who would duct-tape a gerbil at the first sign of infirmity.

I'm sure both types of readers would like to learn about the experiences of Kim Cavallero.

Due to myriad health issues, Kim Cavallero has racked up more than $20,000 in veterinary bills for her cat, Annie, in the past year. Through the employee assistance program at her job, she discovered Feline Outreach. "During a time when people thought I was crazy for continuing to care for my pet through very serious and expensive medical care, Feline Outreach validated me -- especially emotionally,'' she said. "With their grant, they let me know that I was doing the right thing for my cat.''

Posted By: Paul - Mon Jan 12, 2009 - Comments (12)
Category: Animals, Medicine, Money

The 5 Types of Annoying Pet Owners

Sociological research, detailed in a 1994 article in the journal Qualitative Sociology, reveals that veterinarians classify annoying pet owners into five different types. I suspect I would fall into the animal-nut category.

Ignorant clients
"Some clients were so hopelessly ignorant of the basic requirements of animal caretaking that they were viewed with a sort of sad bemusement. Frequently, these owners were the focus of joking among the staff." Example: One client insisted that, because she had paid over $350 for her cat, it should be immune to fleas.

Inattentive and Demanding Clients
"Belligerent clients complained, disputed diagnoses, demanded special considerations, and generally did not behave in the compliant and appreciative manner deemed appropriate by the doctors."

Neglectful Clients
"Unlike the ideally compliant and realistic client, some owners were viewed negatively by the staff because their pets' physical condition indicated that they were neglectful of or indifferent to their animals' well-being, For the most part, the veterinarians maintained that this type of client was rare since the very fact that a person brought their animal for veterinary services demonstrated that he or she feels at least a minimal concern for the creature's health."

Over-Involved Clients (animal nuts)
"Over-involved clients were deemed troublesome because of the extra time and unnecessary attention that frequently had to be devoted to them. This client commonly provided the veterinarian with excessive and overly detailed information about his or her pet's condition and behavior, thus making it difficult for the doctor to determine what was actually going on with the animal... Not all 'animal-nuts' were defined as problems, however. Frequently, the vets recognized that people who are strongly attached to their animals were the prime consumers of their services."

Cost-Focused Clients
"Clients who were more worried about the cost of the service than they were about the welfare of the animal tended to be negatively evaluated, while those for whom money was a secondary issue were more positively defined as appropriately conscientious owners."

Posted By: Alex - Mon Jan 12, 2009 - Comments (10)
Category: Animals

A Dog’s Life

Crying Dog - Funny blooper videos are here

Posted By: Paul - Thu Jan 08, 2009 - Comments (5)
Category: Animals, Business, Advertising, Products, Sexuality, Cars

Guide to Bovine Reproduction

There's a lot of good information to be found over at the Visual Guide to Bovine Reproduction. For instance,

Estrus detection: "The cow that stands to be mounted is the cow in heat. Cows are bisexual, hence may be mounted by a bull or another cow. Standing to be mounted is the gold standard of estrus detection."

And also:

Cow Eating Placenta: "It is not uncommon for a cow to eat her fetal membranes. This may cause digestive problems. It is an old-wives tale that the fetal membranes contain hormones that will benefit uterine involution. Some believe that it is the instinct of the cow "remove the evidence" to discourage predators."

What I find strange is the design of the site. For some reason, you don't really expect a guide to bovine reproduction to have fancy scrolling menus.

Posted By: Alex - Mon Dec 29, 2008 - Comments (7)
Category: Animals

Creative Grooming

The Sandy Paws Grooming Shop of Yucca Valley, CA has won many creative grooming awards. It's not hard to see why:

Posted By: Alex - Tue Dec 23, 2008 - Comments (7)
Category: Animals