Can’t Possibly Be True
Not The Right Tool For The Job
A Lamborghini towing a trailer. It..it..it leaves me speechless.
Posted By: Alex - Thu Jul 28, 2016 -
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Category: Highways, Roads, Streets and Traffic, Can’t Possibly Be True, Cars
The Mystery Machine
Parolee tries to escape police in a high speed chase while driving a replica of the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. The real mystery here is how a 1994 Chrysler Town & Country got up above 100 MPH during the chase.
Posted By: Alex - Sat Mar 19, 2016 -
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Category: Crime, Motor Vehicles, Can’t Possibly Be True
Not The Rib
A Biblical scholar claims that due to a mistranslation the original scripture actually says that Eve was made from Adam's penis not his rib. The professor states that man is the only mammal without a penis bone. Guess that's where it went.
Posted By: Alex - Tue Dec 29, 2015 -
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Category: Authorities and Experts, Religion, Can’t Possibly Be True
Impolite Pastries
If you visit Hong Kong you can try one of these lovely pastries that poop and puke when squeezed. Can't believe it wasn't from Japan!
Posted By: Alex - Wed Oct 21, 2015 -
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Category: Body Fluids, Can’t Possibly Be True, Eating, Nausea, Revulsion and Disgust
SPIDERWOMAN
Mom of the year saw a spider on her shoulder so she jumped out of her moving car (yes she was driving) with her 9 year old son in the back seat. The boy climbed over the seat and tried to get the vehicle stopped. Unfortunately he hit the gas by mistake and rammed a school bus.
Posted By: Alex - Mon Sep 21, 2015 -
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Category: Accidents, Goofs and Screw-ups, Insects and Spiders, Can’t Possibly Be True
He’ll Just Be Hungry Again In An Hour
An unfortunate Chinese woman who failed to answer her estranged husband's 2am phone call got a surprise visit at work the next day. The husband showed up and in a fit of temper bit her nose off and swallowed it. Due to the tissue being unrecoverable it will be at least 3 months before any reconstructive surgery can be done for her.
Posted By: Alex - Thu Sep 10, 2015 -
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Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Cannibalism, Husbands, Can’t Possibly Be True, Face and Facial Expressions, Eating
Stop And Think
In the movie Jurassic Park Jeff Goldblum's character says, in conversation about the Park, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they never stopped to think if they should." I think that quote is very apropos to a recent Japanese culinary accomplishment. Cheesecake made using bacteria found in gorilla feces.
Posted By: Alex - Thu Aug 06, 2015 -
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Category: Excrement, Can’t Possibly Be True, Eating
Training For A Darwin Award
There's stupid, there's crazy, then there's THIS guy!
Posted By: Alex - Sat Aug 01, 2015 -
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Category: Can’t Possibly Be True, Mental Health and Insanity, Goofs and Screw-ups, Trains
Zero Tolerance Extends To Parents
Superintendent Jay Foster of Senatobia Schools in Mississippi pressed disturbing the peace charges against parents who did not follow his directions to hold applause till the end of the graduation ceremony. Not only were the offending parents removed from the audience, missing the rest of the ceremony, but they now each face a possible $500 fine. Apparently zero tolerance now extends to parents as well.
Picture from Yahoo images
Posted By: Alex - Wed Jun 03, 2015 -
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Category: Annoying Things, Bombast, Bloviation and Pretentiousness, Surrealism, Can’t Possibly Be True
Woman Bites Dog
Crazy lady told her son that if he eats all the meat she will eat his dog. Apparently, not believing her, he ate all the meat. Inexplicably she made good on her threat by starting with the poor animal's testicles which she bit off. One would think a pit bull would fight back but he just ran off screeching in pain. Crazy lady then used an old tricycle to knock out a witness who tried to intervene and made her son bury her with a piece of garden hose to breathe through. The last was to hide from police, not successfully. Ta Da!!!!!!
Posted By: Alex - Wed May 27, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Scary Criminals, Can’t Possibly Be True, Genitals, Pain, Self-inflicted and Otherwise, Teeth, Eating
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