Denim
Living Greenery Jeans
Part of the Spring 2023 Menswear collection for Loewe.Details in Vogue.com, with reporting by "Sarah Mower."
Posted By: Alex - Tue Jun 28, 2022 -
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Category: Fashion, Denim
Upside-Down Jeans Dress
Turn old jeans upside-down and make them into a dress. I don't see why this idea wouldn't work for any old pair of pants. Though I've never seen anyone wearing a dress like that.Via CoolCreativity.com:
For those who aren't into DIY, ShopBop.com used to sell a similar dress (but using two upside-down jeans instead of one) for $445.
Posted By: Alex - Sat Jan 22, 2022 -
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Category: Denim
Double-Waist Jeans
New from Marrknull. Part of its Spring/Summer 2021 collection. They don't seem to be available for purchase yet.
Posted By: Alex - Sun Jul 25, 2021 -
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Category: Fashion, Denim
Slash Jeans
From designer LEJE. They retail for around $475.
Posted By: Alex - Sat Jun 05, 2021 -
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Category: Denim
Urinary Incontinence Jeans
The Wet Pants Denim company is hoping to capitalize on a new fashion trend "wherein [people] pee their pants because they like the way it looks". The company is offering jeans that give the appearance of urinary incontinence, without the uncomfortable wetness of actual pee.
They're even offering a "white label" urinary incontinence jean, featuring a bright yellow crotch stain.
I'm suspicious that the company is just an elaborate joke. Although they really do seem to be selling these jeans. So maybe not.
These jeans would pair well with those urine-collecting shoes I posted about two days ago.
More info: MEL Magazine, instagram
Posted By: Alex - Tue Jun 01, 2021 -
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Category: Body Fluids, Denim
Airbag Jeans
Another addition to our growing collection of weird jeans:Moses Shahrivar, who calls himself "The Artist Moses," has invented airbag jeans. From upi.com:
It seems similar in concept to the wearable airbags, designed to prevent the elderly if they fall, that we've posted about before.
Posted By: Alex - Wed Jan 27, 2021 -
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Category: Inventions, Denim
Eco-washed organic denim with grass stains
Gucci is selling an "Eco washed organic denim overall" that comes with a "stained-like, distressed effect." AKA fake grass stains. Yours for only $1400.
Or you could get this Orange Tartan Cotton Long Smock Shirt. Only $2600!
Posted By: Alex - Thu Sep 24, 2020 -
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Category: Fashion, Denim, Overpriced Merchandise
Keyboard Jeans
A product concept from Dutch design company Nieuwe Heren. The wireless, flexible keyboard sewn into the jeans was fully functional. However, the jeans could not be machine washed.As far as I know, these remained a concept and never made it to market. But the company said that, if they were ever to sell these jeans, they'd price them at around £250 ($325).
Posted By: Alex - Sat May 23, 2020 -
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Category: Computers, Denim
Ballerina Jeans
Another addition to our ongoing exploration of weird denim.Here we have a combo of jeans and tulle ballerina skirt. While the style may be unconventional, at least it's not expensive. It's for sale at the UK's topshop.com for a mere £10.00.
Posted By: Alex - Mon Jan 20, 2020 -
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Category: Denim
Blue Jeans Speedo
AKA the 'jeado'. Available for pre-order from shinesty.com. Price: $39.99.
Posted By: Alex - Sun May 19, 2019 -
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Category: Fashion, Denim
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