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Divorce Deli
Minister Chuck points me toward the Divorce Deli. It remains a question as to whether pickles are extra.
Posted By: Paul - Thu Jul 31, 2008 -
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Category: Business, Advertising, Domestic, Divorce, Food
Annoying Gadgets
We all love gadgets. Except for the truly useless and frustrating devices. Those we hate and ridicule. The Japanese actually have a term and category for such items: Chindōgu.Recently, while browsing through the catalog for WHATEVER WORKS, I found two examples of Chindōgu.
Posted By: Paul - Wed Jul 30, 2008 -
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Category: Business, Products, Domestic, Food, Inventions, Travel, Hotels
Follies of the Mad Men #6
Of course, the very first thing you'll load aboard your interstellar ship is a new Frigidaire. What's that you say? These women are not astronauts, but rather futuristic housewives, and the Fridge remains earthbound? Then why are they wearing those bubble helmets? Future pollution? But what about the helmet that features a cutout? And the slit glasses? If only the geniuses who created this ad were still around, we could ask them to explain....
Posted By: Paul - Tue Jul 29, 2008 -
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Category: Business, Advertising, Products, Domestic, Fashion, Food, Futurism, Literature, Science Fiction, Travel, Space Travel
Life Imitates The Simpsons: The Sip Joint
Today's printed version of THE PROVIDENCE JOURNAL offers me another such occasion. There's an article headlined "Police Raid After-Hours 'Sip Joint' in Silver Lake." Inexplicably, though, this piece is not online, so far as I can google. But the barebones of the tale is told in a subheading. "A 17-year-old male who was allegedly caught dispensing beer has been referred to the Youth Services Bureau for prosecution in Family Court."
An older article which is still available gives us this definition of a "sip joint."
"A sip joint, according to the police, is a place where a bar is set up — usually a house — for the illegal sale of alcoholic beverages at times when bars are closed."
Now, I've often been strapped for cash, but I've never once thought of setting up a tavern in my residence. Yet to geniuses like Homer Simpson, such a plan is their first instinct, as we saw at the end of this episode.
The term "sip joint" itself seems exceedingly rare, and perhaps limited to Rhode Island.
Can readers supply instances of this practice, and what it's called, from their own regions?
Posted By: Paul - Fri Jul 25, 2008 -
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Category: Business, Crime, Stupid Criminals, Domestic, Inebriation and Intoxicants, Regionalism
Gumby Was Never Like This!
My pal Liz Hand just turned me on to the twisted stop-motion films of PES. The one below sent me into fits of laughter.
Posted By: Paul - Fri Jul 11, 2008 -
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Category: Art, Domestic, Movies, Cartoons, Pets, Cats, Sexuality
Nick Millard, Auteur
The history of the cinema is littered with kooks, talented and untalented. One such was Nick Millard. I will leave it to the reader to decide which category Millard falls in. But let me tell you in advance that his serial killer is an obese woman named Fat Ethel.Read a very entertaining synopsis of some of Millard's oevure, by one Joseph A. Ziemba, at his Bleeding Skull blog.
Then experience the majesty of Millard's cinematic style below.
Posted By: Paul - Fri Jul 11, 2008 -
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Category: Art, Crime, Stupid Criminals, Death, Domestic, Eccentrics, Guns, Hollywood, Horror, Movies, Sexuality, ShowBiz
Plastic Pink Flamingo Shortage imminent!
Crude oil heading toward $200.00 a barrel? Trivial! More important here at WU Central is the upcoming dearth of avian lawn ornaments as the company that makes them goes bankrupt!
Read the whole sad story here.
How will extortionate charities get their money now, if the practice of "flamingoing" is doomed?
Posted By: Paul - Thu Jul 10, 2008 -
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Category: Animals, Business, Products, Customs, Domestic, Inventions
Simulated S**t Happens
Alex's Jesus Toilet post reminded me of this great WIRED article from a few years ago, about toilet technology.It so happens that toilet engineers need to simulate excrement for testing purposes. Here's just a couple of the things they use:
Posted By: Paul - Wed Jul 09, 2008 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Domestic, Food, Hygiene, Inventions, Scatology, Science, Technology
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