Eating
Woman Bites Dog
Crazy lady told her son that if he eats all the meat she will eat his dog. Apparently, not believing her, he ate all the meat. Inexplicably she made good on her threat by starting with the poor animal's testicles which she bit off. One would think a pit bull would fight back but he just ran off screeching in pain. Crazy lady then used an old tricycle to knock out a witness who tried to intervene and made her son bury her with a piece of garden hose to breathe through. The last was to hide from police, not successfully. Ta Da!!!!!!
Posted By: Alex - Wed May 27, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Scary Criminals, Can’t Possibly Be True, Genitals, Pain, Self-inflicted and Otherwise, Teeth, Eating
Hamster Tartare
Teacher, a different one, in South Korea became upset with the kids mistreating hamsters in the classroom. He decided to teach them a lesson about the sanctity of life. So he ate a live hamster in front of them. To think some people are horrified by stories of how kids used to swallow goldfish.
Posted By: Alex - Wed May 20, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Can’t Possibly Be True, Not Clear On The Concept, Eating
ABOUT D@%N TIME
France has enacted a law limiting excessively thin models from working until their BMI reaches a minimum level set forth in the law. Fines and even jail time can be leveled against fashion houses and modeling agents trying to use models that are thinner than the law allows. Its about time we quit letting vanity destroy our little girls.
Posted By: Alex - Sun Apr 05, 2015 -
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Category: Addictions, Eating, Design and Designers, Fashion, Food, Nutrition, Health, Disease, Mental Health and Insanity
Look- A Squirrel!
A drunken squirrel that is. Either that or he's half bunny.
Posted By: Alex - Thu Mar 05, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Alcohol, Eating
Stop Eating Chocolate
According to some vicious propaganda, being spread by evil scientists, chocolate is no longer a health food and should be avoided, at all cost. (especially if you're a dog)CBC News
This should be viewed as a wake-up call! Stock-up now!
Posted By: Expat47 - Thu Jan 08, 2015 -
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Category: Propaganda, Thought Control and Brainwashing, Eating
Sock It To Me
The owners of a 3 year old Great Dane took him to the vet because he was groaning and trying to throw up. After x-rays showed a mass of something in his stomach, the vet decided to operate. The surgery progressed something like a magician pulling hankies out of his pocket as the vet pulled sock after sock out of the dog's stomach. It was 43 in all pictured above. Fortunately the doggie came through just fine. Man, I'd hate to have to foot the bill for that though!
Posted By: Alex - Thu Sep 04, 2014 -
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Category: Animals, Dogs, Stomach, Eating
Beautiful Existence At Starbucks
Beautiful Existence, her legal name, ate only at Starbucks for all of 2013. It cost her $500 to $600 a month to complete the 'challenge'. Between $6000 and $7200 for the year. I have one question; why??
Posted By: Alex - Thu Jan 02, 2014 -
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Category: Eating
Borden Ice Cream Ads
I watch only one half-hour of TV per week--THE SIMPSONS--so I am not really qualified to assert this. Maybe a reader can clarify. Are there such things nowadays as TV ads for ice cream? I think not. In the 1950s, Americans had to be trained to consume luxuries like ice cream. Now we eat it automatically, three times a day! So why waste money on ads?
Posted By: Paul - Wed Feb 06, 2013 -
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Category: Addictions, Eating, Business, Advertising, Television, Junk Food, 1950s
Don’t tell me my kid is fat!
A study recently published in the journal Pediatric Obesity has found that when parents go to the doctor, they don't like the doctor to tell them that their little angel is "fat, chubby, overweight or obese." Instead, they prefer it if doctors use non-medical euphemisms such as, "Your kid is large," or "Your kid is gaining too much weight." And the problem is that if the parents feel offended, they often stop listening to the doctor altogether, which results in their large child growing even larger. Link: eurekalert
Posted By: Alex - Wed Aug 01, 2012 -
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Category: Medicine, Children, Parents, Eating
Jughead Licks An Old Man Wearing Ice Cream
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Forever will the image of Jughead licking icecream off the head of Pop Tate haunt your every waking moment.
But if that's not enough old-school Archie weirdness for you, please click the link and purchase the newest volume of the Archie Archives.
Posted By: Paul - Fri May 11, 2012 -
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Category: Food, Comics, 1940s, Eating, Goofs and Screw-ups
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