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Send A Tasteful Gift
Great new gift to send to special friends, Dick in a Box. Its a phallus shaped candy, and there are choices so you can pick your dick to send. NSFW at link and in comments section.
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Posted By: Alex - Thu Jan 14, 2016 -
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Category: Jokes, Pranks, Genitals
Police Inquiry Cut Short
A Circumcision Ambulance was stolen in Great Britain. They have Circumcision Ambulances in Great Britain and they do in home circumcisions. As mentioned above the police inquiry was cut short when a private citizens neighborhood watch group tweeted about finding the abandoned car.
Posted By: Alex - Sat Dec 05, 2015 -
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Category: Body Modifications, Crime, Stupid Criminals, Genitals
Beauty Contest
NSFW! Autoblow Balls Beauty Contest, a beauty contest for balls, is being held with the option to enter online by sending in a picture of your best feature guys. You can also vote at the site, and its quite a sight to vote on!
Posted By: Alex - Sat Nov 21, 2015 -
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Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Genitals
Toilet Sanitary Shield For Men
Florida inventor Vladimir Laurent recently received a patent for a device which he describes as a "toilet sanitary shield for male genitalia." From his patent application:Laurent told the South Florida Business Journal, "It's a home product and it's designed for a specific need, for something that I felt was needed, personally." He also said that he's spent "between $25,000 and $30,000" on developing the product.
His patent included a line drawing (below) which illustrates his device being used. I've put a purple circle over the male dangly bit, in order to avoid any risk of offending that company which pays our web hosting bill (because that company is easily offended). You can see the unaltered patent image at the South Florida Biz Journal link above.
Posted By: Alex - Mon Oct 05, 2015 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Inventions, Patents, Genitals
Genitalia Vandalism
Genitalia vandalism, the funniest phrase I have ever seen, is how they refer to someone going through an Ikea drawing penises on everything, in Denmark. Not the first definition I'd have thought of but it works. Also, no, it was not some kid who was bored while mom shopped. A 31 year old grown man went through an Ikea and drew 30 penises on various items in the store. Bet his Mama is proud.
Posted By: Alex - Tue Aug 25, 2015 -
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Category: Stupid Criminals, Retailing, Genitals
Party Record: The Urinal
Posted By: Paul - Mon Aug 17, 2015 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Humor, Body Fluids, 1940s, Genitals
Nut loss during team building
Posted By: Alex - Wed Jun 17, 2015 -
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Category: Business, Genitals
Woman Bites Dog
Crazy lady told her son that if he eats all the meat she will eat his dog. Apparently, not believing her, he ate all the meat. Inexplicably she made good on her threat by starting with the poor animal's testicles which she bit off. One would think a pit bull would fight back but he just ran off screeching in pain. Crazy lady then used an old tricycle to knock out a witness who tried to intervene and made her son bury her with a piece of garden hose to breathe through. The last was to hide from police, not successfully. Ta Da!!!!!!
Posted By: Alex - Wed May 27, 2015 -
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Category: Animals, Scary Criminals, Can’t Possibly Be True, Genitals, Pain, Self-inflicted and Otherwise, Teeth, Eating
Unfortunate Allergy
Some women, aproximately 12%, are allergic to their partner's semen. Even worse, some men are allergic to their own semen. The allergy causes some nasty reactions in both cases unfortunately.
Posted By: Alex - Mon May 25, 2015 -
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Category: Freaks, Oddities, Quirks of Nature, Health, Can’t Possibly Be True, Sex Lives Worse Than Yours, Genitals
Lucky # 13
Lacey Wildd intends to undergo a 13th cosmetic surgery to increase her breasts to a QQQ cup.
Posted By: Alex - Mon Apr 13, 2015 -
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Category: Annoying Things, Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Body Modifications, Genitals
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