39 stabbings

Usually, stabbing a guy 39 times would undermine your murder claim of "self-defense"
Eugene Falle, aka Preacher, made it work, though. "I told him just hurry up and die already . . .. So I keep stabbin' him and stabbin' him and stabbin' him and stabbin' him and stabbin' him . . .. He wouldn't bleed properly the way he should've bled, according to the movies." Edmonton Journal

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Posted By: Chuck - Mon Dec 08, 2008
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After the killing, Falle tried to borrow a smoke and leaned out the window to ask his neighbour to order him a pizza.

As we all do after stabbing someone 39 times because we are in fear of our lives.

Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 12/08/08 at 11:17 AM

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