7 Clicks (March 6, 2017)

7 Clicks
A Weird Universe News Service
March 6, 2017

Water $100 a bottle (but it's "perfect"--from a Norwegian fjord 800 mi from the North Pole) [Fox Business]

Russian proposal to deal with hooligan violence at 2018 World Cup: 20-hooligan teams, England v. Russia, fight it out in a stadium in front of ticket-buyers [The Guardian]

Toilet paper shortage in Beijing brings the paperless poor out to raid tourist restrooms [South China Morning Post]

This particular 5-yr-old McD's cheeseburger and fries continues on display in Omaha, Neb. [Omaha World-Herald]

Again: Perp avoiding parole officer caught (Provo, Utah) when his escape happened upon a SWAT training session. [Fox News]

Last week's "crushed to death by porn collection" story, in the original Chinese, had him only "fall onto" a porn stash after his heart attack. (The "crushed by" lede was a London Daily Mail touch.) [Gizmodo]

Worse Sex Life Than Yours: (1) tongue-kissed the fence, then humped it; (2) carrier at least didn't hoard the mail (but only humped the dog) [Austin America-Statesman] [St. Paul Pioneer Press]

Thanks to Jeremy Norcutt, Bob Stewart, Steven Lobejko, and Tom Barker.