A Sad Life

How sad does one's life have to be for him to follow a woman around Walmart and masterbate? Bonus: it was the Kissamee Walmart but I don' t think he got a kiss.

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Apr 02, 2015
Category: Body Fluids | Sex Lives Worse Than Yours | Genitals

Comments

Everyone needs a hobby. Perhaps it would be better if he took up strangling small animals.

Posted by KDP on 04/02/15 at 03:45 PM

You mean instead of choking the chicken? :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/02/15 at 03:56 PM

BTW, spelled "masturbate" not master

Posted by Mike on 04/06/15 at 07:27 PM

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