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Posted By: Expat47 - Sun Jul 25, 2010
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Hmmm... I'd like one shaped that makes me look like it's 20 inches long ... LOL .. That'd be more fun :lol:

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 07/25/10 at 08:40 AM

Expat47,

That might be a good addition to my tin foil hat that keeps the aliens from probing my brain. I never thought about how they might be controlling the other male "brain". I'm gonna go find some more Reynolds Wrap :gulp:

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 07/25/10 at 10:43 AM

Glad to be of help, BD.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/25/10 at 01:51 PM

the 12 inch roll or the 25 inch roll? 😉

"which one does your man wear?" :lol:
the tsa will not be amused i fear, resulting in more strip searches and :gulp:body cavity searches.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/25/10 at 06:22 PM

oh and in the intereast of fairness (to me since y'all made fun of my misspellings before) its modesty sweetheart. 😉

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/25/10 at 06:25 PM

Stupid spellchecker!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/26/10 at 12:34 AM

lead lined tim. :cheese:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/26/10 at 05:31 PM

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