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OH...MY...GOD! 13 pounds 13 ounces, 23.5 inches long by natural childbirth. I repeat, no c-section and no painkillers. I bow to her prowess as a woman.

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Jan 31, 2012
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Cute baby, but man oh man is he big! I had c-sections for mine, 7lb 4.5oz, 19.25 inches long and 6lb 8oz, 19 inches long a boy and girl respectively.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/31/12 at 10:14 PM

All those numbers mean nothing to me. Is that big then? I presume so based on Patty's comment. It is beyond me though, why anyone would want to bring a child into this horrible world.

Posted by dumbledoor on 02/01/12 at 05:09 AM

I've always remembered Carol Burnett's description of childbirth: "Take your lower lip and stretch it over the back of your head." 🐛

Posted by KDP on 02/01/12 at 10:17 AM

OMG!!! That woman gave birth to a bowling ball!!! :ahhh:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 02/01/12 at 01:05 PM

That door's never going to be the same. Poor husband.

Posted by Moonshine7102 on 02/01/12 at 03:57 PM

It's hubby's doing in the first place, Moonshine; logical consequence. Bad enough to have to push that big boy out, but now Mom gets to lug 13 pounds and growing around all day for at least a year. Whew!

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Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 02/01/12 at 10:07 PM

Poor husband. He won't touch the sides for months.

Posted by Sebastian on 02/01/12 at 10:23 PM

Reminded me of THIS :lol: :lol:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 02/02/12 at 02:09 AM

Punch Line: "Help me find the keys and we can drive out!"

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/02/12 at 05:04 AM

Awww what a cute baby!!

Posted by Shayna on 02/02/12 at 04:20 PM

I don't see where prowess has anything to do with it. He was coming out whether she wanted him to or not. At that size, she probably didn't need to push. Just stand up and let gravity take it from there.

Posted by Mini Viking on 02/03/12 at 11:43 AM

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