alyson perryjarvis
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[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Schoolteacher Alyson Perry-Jarvis has been accused of having sex with a kid, but the thing is, isn't she enough of a babe that she could pretty much have sex with any grown-up she wants? St. Petersburg Times
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Schoolteacher Alyson Perry-Jarvis has been accused of having sex with a kid, but the thing is, isn't she enough of a babe that she could pretty much have sex with any grown-up she wants? St. Petersburg Times
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I would not even consider hitting that now, but if I was 16 again, I probably would. Ain't nothing wrong with taggin' an older broad.
Posted by Ryan in Philly on 09/25/08 at 08:17 AM
Eeek! There's a canidate for bag-over-the-head lovin'
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 08:37 AM
Jules you miss the count by, at least, one. She's a two bagger for sure and you may have to throw in a flag just to be safe.
But.... like all of these.... where's the beef? So this kid got a bit of tail, who's bitchin'? It ain't like some dude sneaking up on the cheer leading squad or anything.
But.... like all of these.... where's the beef? So this kid got a bit of tail, who's bitchin'? It ain't like some dude sneaking up on the cheer leading squad or anything.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/25/08 at 08:40 AM
Expat47: you are correct, please forgive me
I doubt its the kid that complained, his parents probably found out and threw a fit
I doubt its the kid that complained, his parents probably found out and threw a fit
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 09:03 AM
Todd & Tyler?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 09:06 AM
Ok, so let's just say the kid is just happy to be getting some. How desperate or sick do you have to be if you're her and you have to resort to sex with a kid??
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 09:51 AM
rick - MOST women can. She can't.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 10:06 AM
Oh, it's so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl
And with the way you look, I understand that you were not impressed
But I heard you let that little friend of mine
Take off your party dress
Alyson, I know this world is killing you
Oh, Alyson, my aim is true
My aim is true
My aim is true . . .
At least she has a good song paying tribute to her.
I would deeply regret ever getting with that. Even if I were deeply sedated and lost all inhibition I would have morning sickness if I bonked that, and biologically speaking I can't have morning sickness. But I would hurl chunks if I even thought there was a possibility that Mary Poppins, yeah it has a nickname, popped in for a visit with that woman.
My aim is true.
And with the way you look, I understand that you were not impressed
But I heard you let that little friend of mine
Take off your party dress
Alyson, I know this world is killing you
Oh, Alyson, my aim is true
My aim is true
My aim is true . . .
At least she has a good song paying tribute to her.
I would deeply regret ever getting with that. Even if I were deeply sedated and lost all inhibition I would have morning sickness if I bonked that, and biologically speaking I can't have morning sickness. But I would hurl chunks if I even thought there was a possibility that Mary Poppins, yeah it has a nickname, popped in for a visit with that woman.
My aim is true.
Posted by Pablo on 09/25/08 at 11:33 AM
Pablo - where's your "No Means No" on this one?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 12:00 PM
Madd Maxx - You don't know how true that is! When I was 18, I was in a relationship with a 30 year old man for 2 years. I recently found out he's now a convicted AND registered sex offender (for having a "relationship" with a 16 year old girl... he was 40!). I look back now (10 + years later) and think "what was I THINKING???" So needless to say stories like this really gross me out.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 12:27 PM
Madd Maxx: My 30 year old friend just married her 48 year old boyfriend. Some girls need to have a "daddy" figure. He get to bang a chick 20 years younger. It all makes sense.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 12:28 PM
Also, in her case it comes down to a level of maturity...they're both relatively on the same level. When you have much younger people (teens) with significantly older "partners" that's a big difference.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 12:31 PM
Jules - She would get a Hell No means Hell No. Hell No.
Posted by Pablo on 09/25/08 at 12:34 PM
That's better! It's becoming a trademark phrase of yours, couldn't skip it on this train wreck :cheese:
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 12:37 PM
avmayes- Have you ever heard the joke "What's a perfect 10? A 3 foot tall girl who sucks and F@#&s;and has a flat head to rest your beer on."
Then there's the second part "What's a Cinderella 10? The same girl only at midnight she turns into a pizza and a six-pack."
Then there's the second part "What's a Cinderella 10? The same girl only at midnight she turns into a pizza and a six-pack."
Posted by Madd Maxx on 09/25/08 at 12:37 PM
lol :lol: horribly degrading but funny
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 12:41 PM
Think we need Jerry to come and mediate. I hope someone in the crowd is ready to flash em'.
Posted by Pablo on 09/25/08 at 02:42 PM
Pablo - I want my Jerry Beads!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 02:45 PM
Is that show still on? I used to watch it in college - hillarious! One of those things that makes me feel better about my own life.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 02:53 PM
Jules - heck yeah, that train wreck is still on! It's as crazy and stupid as ever, but it's there.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 02:57 PM
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