Annual Christmas Fire & Ice Sale

A jeweler in DeLand, Florida is, for the third year, holding their Fire & Ice sale. Buy $450 or more worth of jewelry and get a free 12 gauge shot gun worth $270, provided you pass the background check. They have already given away 20 shot guns and have ordered more. Pretty good deal!

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Dec 24, 2015
Category: Guns | Holidays | Jewelry

Comments

Yea!!!!!! That's de land you wants to live in!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/25/15 at 01:06 AM

A 12 gauge? How common. 20 gauge is much more sporting.

Posted by Phideaux on 12/25/15 at 01:23 AM

This could be a bad combination. The receiver does not like the rocks and uses the shotgun on the giver. Or the buyer slips in a couple of rounds and cleans the place out.
It also goes to show a huge mark-up. Business people just (usually) do not give out stuff for free.

Posted by Gator Guy on 12/25/15 at 04:42 PM

I will stick with my Mossberg 500 pump action. It took down this guy in a red suit breaking in via our fireplace last night.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 12/25/15 at 06:35 PM

Santa got gunned d0wn by a Mossberg
coming into BDs house on Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me, I've got his blood on my sleeve. 😜

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/25/15 at 11:22 PM

Buy the jewels, get the shot gun, use it to rob the jeweller. What could go wrong?

Posted by Richard Bos on 12/26/15 at 12:39 PM

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