another buttphone

Another inmate with a cellphone in his nether region
[Ed.: This is the way back into the market for the recently-poor-performing Motorola: miniaturization. Running around with a cellphone up your butt is no way to go through life unless it's a really tiny cellphone. More crime, more inmates, more cellphones. Presto! Motorola (Stock symbol: MOT) is back in play!] Houston Chronicle

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Posted By: Chuck - Mon Nov 17, 2008
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Butt was the phone on Vibrate?

Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/17/08 at 09:31 AM

Was it a party line? Was it set both on vibrate and automatic redial?
agent j

Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/17/08 at 10:28 AM

There's a commercial over here about vibrating phones. I've got me one! Skype myself regularly too! 😝

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/17/08 at 10:29 AM

I know my blackberry would be really uncomfortable stuck there.

Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/17/08 at 10:52 AM

Expat47, let me help you reach Nirvana. Give me your Skype number.

AGFG, some personal lubricant and a good shove might do it for you. I look forward to reading about the visit to the emergency room.
agent j

Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/17/08 at 11:43 AM

What do you figure his ring tone was?
Sir Mix-alot? or Queen "fat bottom girls"
2live Crew "put it in the butt"

Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/17/08 at 11:58 AM

I bet he also had a potty mouth!

Posted by driven2succeed on 11/18/08 at 10:01 PM

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