Anti-fart Underwear
From what I can determine, these appear to be a real product. The ass-essments of WU readers are welcome.
Comments
Personally I just like the "Gas'n'Go method. Or, if you're stuck in one place, blame the dog.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/11/12 at 10:48 AM
What's the big deal? AFAIK, no one has died as a result of flatulence. And as George Carlin once pointed out, "Notice how your own farts seem to smell OK?"
Posted by KDP on 07/11/12 at 11:08 AM
To quote a great-uncle of mine, "Two or three good sniffs each, and it'll soon be gone."
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 07/11/12 at 01:09 PM
Are we supposed to assume that the guy in the video is farting continuously as he walks around the mall? I did.
Posted by Alex on 07/11/12 at 01:13 PM
Well, one wouldn't be able to tell, now, would one.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/11/12 at 01:31 PM
What about the sound?
Posted by Random on 07/11/12 at 01:50 PM
You've not, yet, mastered the art of a Sneaky Pete?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/11/12 at 01:51 PM
Can't remember where I listened to it (probably CBC's As It Happens), a guy had converted smell-camouflage material from clothes worn by hunters into sheets and underwear. The material has activated charcoal sewn into it; it masks hunter smells from prey, but apparently it works on flatus as well.
The show was a year or so old, so the technology may have been commercialized now.
I think my wife now knows what she will get me for my birthday.
The show was a year or so old, so the technology may have been commercialized now.
I think my wife now knows what she will get me for my birthday.
Posted by Harvey on 07/11/12 at 04:31 PM
I dunno, these sound like a lot of hot air...
I'm guessing someone pulled this idea out of their butt...
Although, once the elderly get wind of this...
Anyway, if you get them, you should probably buy a couple of pairs, in case you rip one.
Thank you! I'll be here all night!
I'm guessing someone pulled this idea out of their butt...
Although, once the elderly get wind of this...
Anyway, if you get them, you should probably buy a couple of pairs, in case you rip one.
Thank you! I'll be here all night!
Posted by SteveWithAQ on 07/11/12 at 04:53 PM
Steve, those were a gas!
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 07/11/12 at 06:52 PM
Steve, you fit right in dude!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/11/12 at 09:29 PM
I thought these might be too good to be true,so maybe Steve is right and they are just talking out their ass.
Or they could be trying to blow smoke up mine.
So I'll have to Pass, on these.
@ Steve, buy two pair in case you rip one= EPIC! I lol'd myself silly. thanks.
@ Patty, I agree.
Or they could be trying to blow smoke up mine.
So I'll have to Pass, on these.
@ Steve, buy two pair in case you rip one= EPIC! I lol'd myself silly. thanks.
@ Patty, I agree.
Posted by Tyrusguy on 07/11/12 at 11:36 PM
We got Steve signed up permanent, yet? Who's heading up the July membership drive?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/12/12 at 12:19 AM
@ Expat I thought we were going to plan the membership drive during the cruise. BTW did you just wipe a piece of spam off here? If so you beat me to it,nice work. I got the other one by the same author. :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 07/12/12 at 01:25 AM
@Tyrusguy: I was working on the 2ed one when you hit & got told it was already gone!
Our cruise ship is lying off the coast of Italy. They're starting to fix her up as we speak.
Our cruise ship is lying off the coast of Italy. They're starting to fix her up as we speak.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/12/12 at 01:52 AM
Why not go all out with a butt hole muffler and catalytic converter?
Posted by BMN on 07/12/12 at 10:54 AM
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