antonio vasquez

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Antonio Vasquez, 22, Fresno, Calif., burglarized a home while two people were asleep, and took some money, but somehow lost his pants and wallet in the process, and by the time he departed, one resident had kitchen spices smeared all over his body and the other had been beaten with a sausage. [Ed.: I just report 'em, people.] Fresno Bee

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Posted By: Chuck - Mon Sep 08, 2008
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10-4 SpyOne! I agree, Chuckie smacked one out'ta park with this find.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/08/08 at 10:48 AM

I just... I-I don't get it. I mean, he just... he just rubbed spices on one, and whacked the other guy with a sausage? It's... I can't wrap my mind around it.

The rational mind repels understanding of this "crime."

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 09/08/08 at 12:10 PM

Amen avmayes614! Can we start a petition for that? Come to think of it - it might already exist on a fetish porn site somewhere. Look into it and let us know 😉

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/08/08 at 12:41 PM

It's nice know that you folks have enjoyed our weird criminals here in Fresno. We do have some truly bizarre crimes here. Yes, I actually live in Fresno.

If anyone says please, I will be happy to tell you about a very bizarre homicide we had here.

Posted by Eris, Goddess of Discord on 09/08/08 at 05:04 PM

A Fresno woman who was convicted of killing her ex-husband by partially dismembering him and stuffing into a vat of hydrochloric acid ... head first.

Posted by Eris, Goddess of Discord on 09/08/08 at 06:26 PM

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