artificial hymen
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It says here you can actually buy an Artificial Virginity Hyman to stain the sheets just right. Salon /// Gigimo.com
It says here you can actually buy an Artificial Virginity Hyman to stain the sheets just right. Salon /// Gigimo.com
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I have a sneaking suspicion this will be the most commented on item today....
Posted by BikerPuppy on 12/22/08 at 02:50 PM
And you get TWO for that price....what a deal!
Ummmmm, why do you need two? Who are these girls that are buying these? And do I really want to know why they need them in multi-packs?
OOOO....I see a money maker here!
Ummmmm, why do you need two? Who are these girls that are buying these? And do I really want to know why they need them in multi-packs?
OOOO....I see a money maker here!
Posted by AGFH on 12/22/08 at 03:03 PM
They're buying them for their crazy, old-fashioned husbands who refuse to marry non-virgins.
LOL, I actually just thought of how fun these would be to freak out one-night-stands... "no, I'm not a virgin, I promise!" :D
LOL, I actually just thought of how fun these would be to freak out one-night-stands... "no, I'm not a virgin, I promise!" :D
Posted by Becky on 12/22/08 at 03:43 PM
OK Becky, I volunteer to be freaked out first.
Posted by Silbakor in an altered state on 12/22/08 at 04:30 PM
Say WHAAAAAAT?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 12/22/08 at 05:25 PM
Now I just need to find a convincing artificial erection. (insert universal failure trumpet audio here)
Posted by Pablo on 12/22/08 at 05:35 PM
Wasn't chicken blood the liquid of choice way back when? This just seems to be good old capitalism rearing it's ugly head. 😉
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/23/08 at 12:33 AM
Main causes of hymen tore or break:
- Strenuous exercise (Gymnastics, sports, martial art, horse riding, etc)
- Premarital Sex
- Childhood accident (Hard object)
- Wearing a tampon for the first time
So premarital sex is the only sex that can rupture the hymen?
- Strenuous exercise (Gymnastics, sports, martial art, horse riding, etc)
- Premarital Sex
- Childhood accident (Hard object)
- Wearing a tampon for the first time
So premarital sex is the only sex that can rupture the hymen?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/23/08 at 07:17 AM
Yeah, this product is very flawed in precisely the reasons Madd Maxx mentions above...
And well put, Patty.
And well put, Patty.
Posted by Becky on 12/23/08 at 11:11 AM
Maxx, re: premarital sex-- not only premarital sex, but also sex in couples married in civil unions. Only marriages sanctioned by Mother Church and approved by God will not result in tearing. It's something to do with angels... little, vagina-angels.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 12/23/08 at 11:12 AM
Does that mean that I have a dick-angel? A one-eyed, blue-veined dick-angel!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/23/08 at 11:24 AM
Patty, there are some cultures (primarily in the Middle East) where the families wait outside the bedroom on the couple's wedding night for the sheets. If there isn't blood (of sufficient quantity - whatever that means), they will invalidate the marriage.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 12/23/08 at 12:11 PM
Big Gary - Point taken. I just love how they specify premarital sex when any sex would break the hymen...well...except for anal.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/23/08 at 01:19 PM
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