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Alex Boese Alex is the creator and curator of the Museum of Hoaxes. He's also the author of various weird, non-fiction, science-themed books such as Elephants on Acid and Psychedelic Apes. Paul Di Filippo Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over forty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. Contact Us

Posted By: Paul - Thu Dec 18, 2014
Category: Chindogu

Comments

This post reminded me of LEONARD'S HUGGING MACHINE! :lol: :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 12/18/14 at 08:47 AM

I must have the wrong model. Mine keeps sticking a knife in my back.

Posted by Upton O'Goode on 12/18/14 at 09:25 AM

Did they ever try a version that strapped on the front with a different soundtrack? 😉 (wink, wink, nod, nod)

Posted by KDP on 12/18/14 at 10:41 AM

I was wondering how many comments it would take to get where my mind went first. Answer? The same number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Posted by I M on 12/18/14 at 12:04 PM

Now he won't have to worry about breaking his arm trying to pat himself on the back. (a favorite old quote from mom)

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/18/14 at 10:58 PM

How dare they distribute this film! That poor black man held in a life of financial bondage and servitude not to mention that harpy daring to promote smoking AND IN PUBLIC to boot.

@KDP: I had thoughts along similar lines.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/19/14 at 01:35 AM

We could use a bunch of both the knife model and pat on the back model. It would save on workmans comp.

Posted by Gary Foster on 12/22/14 at 12:26 PM

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