Ashes To Ammo
Turning a deceased gun lover's ashes into ammunition. An idea two game wardens from Alabama came up with during an overnight illegal hunting stakeout. Four years later and their idea has become Holy Smoke a company that has two clients and many others interested. Its just a shot in the dark, but I'd say they are going to do well.
Comments
You could be your own 21 gun salute!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/04/11 at 12:08 PM
Or find way to posthumously shoot your mouth off. :cheese:
Posted by yogi in Kennesaw GA on 10/04/11 at 12:18 PM
Here is a gun story for you patty...
"FBI Testing"
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing
were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no
matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .
Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot
my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this
job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but
I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband.. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
beat him to death with the chair!'
"FBI Testing"
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing
were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no
matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .
Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot
my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this
job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but
I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband.. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
beat him to death with the chair!'
Posted by yogi in Kennesaw GA on 10/04/11 at 12:28 PM
Revenge from the grave!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/04/11 at 01:01 PM
rotflmao! An oldie but a goodie Yogi.
You know, a thought comes to mind, put the cremated remains in fireworks, have an evening remembrance service followed by a fireworks show. At least they'd get a ride in the right direction.
:cheese:
You know, a thought comes to mind, put the cremated remains in fireworks, have an evening remembrance service followed by a fireworks show. At least they'd get a ride in the right direction.
:cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/04/11 at 02:07 PM
As long as the death serves a purpose like food.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/04/11 at 11:26 PM
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