Bacon-Scented Deodorant

"It's like an aphrodisiac for your armpits." Available from J&D's Foods for only $9.99.

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Dec 04, 2013
Category: Bacon

Comments

My dogs love me just as I am.

Posted by KDP on 12/04/13 at 03:28 PM

Pigs don't sweat.

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Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 12/04/13 at 04:23 PM

It'll definitely piss off the vegetarians around people that use it!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/04/13 at 09:22 PM

If we didn't already do this one why do I have a whole case on order?????

@Patty: Still in Xanth!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/05/13 at 07:07 AM

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