Bacon Rage

Or rather, No-Bacon Rage. Shaneka Monique Torres ordered a bacon burger at McDonalds, but got a burger without bacon. She "vigorously demonstrated her dissatisfaction" and received a free bacon burger as compensation. Her hunger not yet satisfied, she returned a few hours later for another bacon burger, but again received a burger without bacon. At which point she pulled out a handgun and fired a shot into the building. It hit no one, but she's now on trial for felonious use of a firearm. Her attorney has not said what her defense will be. [mlive.com]

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Mar 24, 2015
Category: Bacon

Comments

Stupid is a good defence; politicians use it all the time.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/24/15 at 10:40 AM

If she would have used the Gun Silencer Bacon Cooker she could have supplied her own.

Of course that would have taken a lot more firepower and (presumably) holes in the McDonalds. So we should salute her for her restraint.

Posted by crc on 03/24/15 at 11:02 AM

Brain damage induced by excessive hair dye.

Posted by Frank on 03/24/15 at 11:18 AM

Hypoglycemic shock induced by a low-carbohydrate diet?

Posted by tadchem on 03/24/15 at 02:56 PM

If she does go to prison for seven years, it might cure her bacon habit.

Posted by BMN on 03/24/15 at 04:04 PM

Shoulda gone to Burger King or Wendy's. But then all of them have good and bad locations/stores. One thing I have learned ordering pizza online is always tip well .. they do keep notes in the computer.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 03/24/15 at 05:44 PM

Its the Bacon Madness I tells ya!!!!! :ahhh:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/24/15 at 09:00 PM

Follow-up articles reveal that her claim is that the shot was an accident.

Posted by ges on 03/25/15 at 12:10 AM

Sheesh! Some people can't take a joke.

Posted by sudon't on 03/26/15 at 03:44 PM

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