Bad Album Art, Bad Music

Caution: a few swears and some static (ie, not in motion) nudity.

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Posted By: Paul - Wed Feb 04, 2015
Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art | Music

Comments

What was Orleans ("Still the one") doing in there?

Posted by crc on 02/04/15 at 08:09 AM

OMG! Made it about 2 min. There's bad and there's worse and there's this! Gah!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/04/15 at 08:19 AM

Humph. What's Junior Parker doing there? That's actually a pretty good album cover. It's a parody of the Levy's rye bread ads that used to be all over the NYC subways (you don't have to be Jewish to love Levy's). In fact, if you google Levy's rye bread ads, that very same album cover shows up.

Posted by ges on 02/04/15 at 09:05 AM

I'd like to comment on all of these but I don't have time. Ms. Charlotte McKinney is supposed to come over this afternoon. She loves me, you know.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/04/15 at 10:29 AM

This album cover BLOWS!

(heh heh)

But I have to admit it makes me a bit HORNY.

(heh heh)

Is that the guy from Deep Throat?

(okay that wasn’t as funny, I’m done)

Posted by Jeremy M Brown on 02/04/15 at 01:16 PM

@Expat, does your wife know that? :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/04/15 at 02:11 PM

crc, I think Orleans is in there because the sleeve portrait has a slightly homoerotic vibe. The back side of the sleeve is very similar to the front.

And truth be told, I came across a few of those albums while going through my mother's belongings after she died. So, they weren't as obscure as you might think.

Posted by KDP on 02/04/15 at 05:28 PM

Just blow me to the "moon" !!

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 02/04/15 at 08:22 PM

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