Best Graduation Speech Ever

     Posted By: Paul - Wed May 05, 2010
     Category: Disasters | Public Humiliation | Regionalism | Religion





Comments
Hallelujah and pass the snakes!

Anyhow, what good is an ambulance when the girl has the rapture upon her?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/05/10 at 01:30 PM
Religion .. the number one cause of all the hate in the world. Isn't that just ironic in a so called "modern" society ?
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 05/05/10 at 04:58 PM
I'm just ... wow. :gulp:
Posted by Nethie on 05/05/10 at 07:36 PM
Didn't make it past 30 seconds. However, I think the problem isn't that someone did what Sarah Ann said, I think it's that they needed too, but didn't. Make it a remote-controlled vibrator; I think I'll go back and have the remote for the vibrator under my control and watch her try to keep a straight face and an even voice. Time for a "Police Academy" rerun - the graduation scene. :red: :coolsmile:
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 05/05/10 at 09:56 PM
i think the girl may have been having a real seizure at the end. if she had a habit of erratic behavior they wouldn't have put her up there, so maybe she had a breakdown. unfortunate.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/05/10 at 10:29 PM
OK, now I've watched it all the way through, I take back my previous comment back, and go with patty's, instead.
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 05/06/10 at 12:20 PM
as far as your last point mario, if big girls do it for you, that's what you need to get off. it could be feet, large breasts, big harry men, twinks wahtever winds your crank is what it takes to, well...wind your crank. for those twisted souls that find children are their thing, as it is unaccepatable behavior, one of them might choose a celebate vocation in hope that they will be able to live that way or (more often) because as a religious figure they are trusted (or were) alone with those they lust for. as far as homosexuals (who are not all pedos!) it was frowned upon in the past, so many men with those feelings joined the priesthood to live celebate lives rather than 'sin' by being gay. but, a normal adult with adult sexual urges does not suddenly start sexually abusing children because their vocation expects abstinence. what does it for you is one thing, how you chose to express those feelings is another.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/06/10 at 08:19 PM
the pentacostal thing.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/08/10 at 12:22 PM
very rarely does spam get to stay here, but i have to say, i vote for the one above. very funny for a spammer dude. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/14/10 at 09:23 AM
He just copy/pasted it from TheCannyScot's post. It's a trick they use to make their post seem relevant. :coolmad:
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/14/10 at 09:30 AM
i missed that. so sorry scot, you posts are always great. thanks dumbfounded. 💋
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/14/10 at 09:37 AM
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