Beware Bad Beard Bacteria
Beards can contain as much fecal bacteria as a toilet. Depending, of course, on the hygiene of the beard wearer.
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OMG .. Please shave before your visit Patty :sick:
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 05/03/15 at 09:17 PM
@BD: Are you telling Patty that she needs to shave before she visits or are you admonishing yourself to shave before you visit Patty? Just askin'.
@Patty: You women will come up with the most outrageous, made up stuff to make men shave! Could it be beard-envy?
@Psychiatrists: While we know that there is no such thing as 'beard-envy' you may want to know that I claim this 'malady' as intellectual property and will demand 15% of any and all income from use of this psychosis or its name computed on the gross value.
Now, excuse me... I need to go read the article.
@Patty: You women will come up with the most outrageous, made up stuff to make men shave! Could it be beard-envy?
@Psychiatrists: While we know that there is no such thing as 'beard-envy' you may want to know that I claim this 'malady' as intellectual property and will demand 15% of any and all income from use of this psychosis or its name computed on the gross value.
Now, excuse me... I need to go read the article.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/04/15 at 01:16 AM
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