Bikini Jeans

What do you get when you cross jeans with a bikini? The bikini jean. They're all the rage in Japan. Available from Sanna's Brazil Fashion (a Japanese store, despite the Brazil in its name) for only $94.

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Jan 16, 2009
Category: Fashion | Denim

Comments

Now, if they were only allowed to be worn by women with the shape of the model. I predict I'll see every female fat ass in New Orleans (and there alot of fat asses here) wearing this crap. It'll be enough to make me puke.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/16/09 at 07:32 AM

Weird Puniverse

I'm being pressed to cut them some slack. These pants are so hip.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/16/09 at 07:35 AM

And soon to be available in plus sizes at your local K-Mart! Watch your local news papers for further announcements!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/16/09 at 09:32 AM

They do leave the "tramp-stamp" area bare though. Plenty of room for your favorite message.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/16/09 at 11:59 AM

CanUKgirl - I though shaving was the in thing these days.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/16/09 at 12:51 PM

BTW - Are you suppossed to wear underwear with these?

Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/16/09 at 01:04 PM

CanUKgirl, you've found your niche. Welcome to the club.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/16/09 at 02:33 PM

CanUKgirl, you should never include clothes in consideration of shaving your bikini area. there are so many other reasons to do so...

Posted by mrjazz on 01/17/09 at 10:10 PM

When you need to maximize your skankiness, it's the Bikini Jean®.

Posted by Brent in trepid on 01/18/09 at 10:50 AM

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