Blood Red Valentine’s

Tired of the same old roses, chocolates and dinner out for Valentine's Day? St. Albans Sanatorium offers something a little different. Forever and Always: Tales of Love Gone Wrong is a haunted house attraction about lovers for lovers. Sounds like fun, but I still want the chocolates too!

Update: The link and video above are from 2013 but they have a 2016 attraction too.

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Alex Boese Alex is the creator and curator of the Museum of Hoaxes. He's also the author of various weird, non-fiction, science-themed books such as Elephants on Acid and Psychedelic Apes. Paul Di Filippo Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over forty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. Contact Us

Posted By: Alex - Sat Feb 13, 2016
Category: Holidays | Love and Romance

Comments

I love this idea! Updating with link to this years attraction.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/13/16 at 08:00 PM

I'm sure most of the men on here fear nothing more than the mandatory sex with the wife tomorrow. The worst three minutes of our "holiday". This of course is followed by her stuffing herself with the overpriced chocolate we had to buy.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 02/13/16 at 08:09 PM

Oh Al!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/13/16 at 08:11 PM

Maybe if I threatened this Valentine's present, I could get my way out of having to spring for flowers.

Mr. Romantic.

Posted by Harvey on 02/13/16 at 09:38 PM

Fortunately, Hallmark Cards aren't an institution over here... I'm spared the 3' ordeal.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/13/16 at 11:45 PM

Flirting to the first movement of the Mondschein Sonata.
Foreplay to the second.
Love-making to the third...

Posted by Richard Bos on 02/15/16 at 06:41 AM

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