The Bosom Battle of Mesquite
April 1988: In Mesquite, Texas, two women came to blows at a truck stop while arguing over which of them had the biggest bosom.
About a year later, a reporter tried to track down more info about this incident. He was able to speak with both the police officer who investigated the case and an employee at the truck stop, both of whom remembered the incident very well. But no record remained of who these women were, or which of them won the size contest.
Witnesses told police the two women had been arguing earlier over citizens band radio and, about 2 a.m., agreed to meet at the truck stop to compare bosoms.
Abilene Reporter News - Apr 21, 1988
About a year later, a reporter tried to track down more info about this incident. He was able to speak with both the police officer who investigated the case and an employee at the truck stop, both of whom remembered the incident very well. But no record remained of who these women were, or which of them won the size contest.
Clarion Ledger - Sep 26, 1989
Comments
Texas and pick-up trucks. Wanna bet they both had on MAGA ball caps?
Posted by F.U.D in Stockholm on 02/03/22 at 06:40 AM
I should have taken note of the date first.
Posted by F.U.D in Stockholm on 02/03/22 at 06:42 AM
And how come there´s not an edit option?
Posted by F.U.D in Stockholm on 02/03/22 at 06:43 AM
F.U.D. -- there's two reasons for the lack of an edit option. First, it doesn't come standard with the blogging software we're using. Second, it might perhaps be possible as some kind of add-on, but that would take time to research and I haven't had the time to do it.
Posted by Alex on 02/03/22 at 08:38 AM
It doesn't matter - anything over a mouthful is wasted!
Posted by KDP on 02/03/22 at 10:06 AM
Girls, please! It's not the size, it's what you do with it!
Posted by Richard Bos on 02/03/22 at 12:38 PM
Sorry, but I doubt either would impress me. If they were truly grande, they could have/would have used their endowments as clubs/wrecking balls.
Posted by Phideaux on 02/03/22 at 07:20 PM
There was clearly a more peaceful way to deal with this: take their tops off and let the truckers there judge. I’m sure they would have been happy to oblige.
Posted by Brian on 02/04/22 at 12:31 PM
They could have gotten a clinical opinion here:
http://www.ghettogenius.com/2011/10/this-halloween-get-free-breast-exam.html
http://www.ghettogenius.com/2011/10/this-halloween-get-free-breast-exam.html
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 02/05/22 at 10:49 AM
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