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The next new thing, caffeine inhalers. Actual metered dose inhalers, just like asthma medicine comes in. Each puff delivers 150mg of caffeine directly to the lungs and into the blood stream. That'll wake you up!

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Mar 27, 2012
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umm, that was their 2006 april fool's joke.

Posted by moopsen on 03/27/12 at 05:00 PM

Just don't grab it instead of your asthma inhaler! 🐛

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/27/12 at 05:00 PM

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/242621.php

http://www.amazon.com/Primer-Caffeinated-Breath-Spray-Peppermint/dp/B0037IRTWO

http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&keywords=caffeine spray&rh=i:aps,k:caffeine spray&page=1

They make it now. 😊

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/27/12 at 05:07 PM

Replace the last one with this.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_4_9?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=caffeine+inhaler&sprefix=caffeine+,aps,446&rh=i:aps,k:caffeine+inhaler&ajr=0

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/27/12 at 05:09 PM

I think those products would be good on women "down below" .. keep us awake for the other 3 hours and 50 minutes of our 4 hour Viagra pill. At least it would make nice smelling "pussy farts" 😛

Posted by BrokeDad on 03/27/12 at 05:11 PM

First you give us "down below" and then you hit us with "pussy farts". Are you off your meds again, BD?
😜

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/27/12 at 11:16 PM

Well he was obviously talking about Australian women's pussy farts Expat. The smell travels in the opposite direction down there you know. :cheese:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/28/12 at 12:45 AM

Any guy that actually gets down 'there' and needs caffeine to keep going has lost my respect....

Meanwhile, I think Patty will back me up when I say that blasting air into 'down there" (let alone anywhere) is not a good idea!

Posted by Wayne on 03/28/12 at 01:37 AM

I'd say it depends on what you pump it in with.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/28/12 at 04:10 AM

Hi Wayne! Haven't seen you in a while sweetie. 😊

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/28/12 at 05:07 AM

The term is "Queef" Youtube is full of them. I agree with Wayne... you can get your Man card revoked for that.

Posted by Todd on 03/28/12 at 08:06 AM

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