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In Clackamas County, Ore., police arrested Byron Earl Huff, 47, and confiscated his pants, which they said were of "specialized tailoring" to enable him easier access to, y'know, his goodies. KGW-TV (Portland)
In Clackamas County, Ore., police arrested Byron Earl Huff, 47, and confiscated his pants, which they said were of "specialized tailoring" to enable him easier access to, y'know, his goodies. KGW-TV (Portland)
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kinda like backwards buttflap pajamas?
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/18/09 at 09:58 AM
Why is is it always fugly guys? Just once I want to see a hot guy do something screwy like this.
Posted by AGFH on 02/18/09 at 10:32 AM
Personal for AGFH: Athens, Greece, June 23, 7PM, NE corner of Constitution Sq. Come alone, it's just for you. 😜
How much "special tailoring" does it take to buy a pair of Seaman's Blues?
http://www.colbubbie.com/ProductImages/300-399/324.jpg
How much "special tailoring" does it take to buy a pair of Seaman's Blues?
http://www.colbubbie.com/ProductImages/300-399/324.jpg
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/18/09 at 10:43 AM
WOOT-WOOT! Now I just have to make sure my camera batteries are all charged up!
Posted by AGFH on 02/18/09 at 10:47 AM
Aw, I thought he had candy in his pockets. That I can see specially tailoring your pants for.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/18/09 at 11:08 AM
I was waiting for this response, Baboo.
There are 13 buttons on the face of the pants. One for each of the original 13 states. There are 2 buttons in the waistband. Now, as far as access goes; once you've gotten the pant worn-in a real sailor can get that flap down faster than most men can unzip. It's almost faster than if they used Velcro.
There are 13 buttons on the face of the pants. One for each of the original 13 states. There are 2 buttons in the waistband. Now, as far as access goes; once you've gotten the pant worn-in a real sailor can get that flap down faster than most men can unzip. It's almost faster than if they used Velcro.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/18/09 at 11:46 AM
Easier access to the goodies only require cutting the pockets out of your pants. Not that I've done that.
They should give this sicko a special pair of pants for when he goes to prison with easy access to the ass. He's gonna need it.
They should give this sicko a special pair of pants for when he goes to prison with easy access to the ass. He's gonna need it.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/18/09 at 12:20 PM
OK, I hate to be the voice of reason, but most of the time they're fugly is because of their mental condition. A guy exposing himself to kids is not right in the head by any stretch. Do you really think a mind like that is going to give a crap about how the body looks? This is not a type of condition that has much logic in it. A sociopath looking for certain victims, there is someone who will pay attention to the details of their appearance in order to attract and gain the trust of the ones they are going to prey off of.
So if you do meet the handsome ones, careful of what they have planned. Go for the average. Like me. Quiet and unassuming. 😉
So if you do meet the handsome ones, careful of what they have planned. Go for the average. Like me. Quiet and unassuming. 😉
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/18/09 at 11:20 PM
patty - I don't think any of the regular posters here could be considered quiet.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/19/09 at 07:46 AM
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