Chuck’s Hand-Picked Overnight Weird News for Saturday

The news is normally posted by 9 a.m., New York time, Monday through Saturday. However, I awakened this morning with a nerve thingie that I've had before on my toes where they feel like, y'know, they're "asleep," only they stay that way for a few days, except that this morning, it's on my fingers, and my typing speed is slowed to a crawl. Jeez. Anyway, I'll figure out something here, but just not right now.