Caffeinated Peanut Butter

And now, yet another caffeine delivery system. Because what our over-caffeinated world clearly needs is more caffeine. So you can get your caffeine fix via an inhaler, a body spray, as you lather up in the shower, and now in your peanut butter.

I think I'll stick with my morning cup of coffee.

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Posted By: Alex - Mon Oct 12, 2015
Category: Drugs | Food | Coffee and other Legal Stimulants

Comments

I'd've never found this 'cause it ain't SKIPPY SUPER CHUNK!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/12/15 at 10:33 AM

Perfect for making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for your grandkids just before you send them home in the evening!

Posted by Phideaux on 10/12/15 at 05:18 PM

@ Phideaux :lol: That's great!

So when are they gonna come out with the caffeinated enema, you know, for people who want to stay awake while throwing up?

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/13/15 at 04:31 PM

@Phildeaux
Fantastic idea. The candy rush just doesn't last long enough. Caffeine though, that might work out well. Waaaahaaaahaaaahaaaa!

Posted by GFnKS on 10/16/15 at 10:52 AM

While you're waiting you could soak your hamster in coffee first.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/16/15 at 10:54 AM

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