Calf Falsies

AKA Silicone calf pads. A product I had no idea there was a market for.

In the video below, I genuinely can't see how the calf pads improve the shape of her calves at all.

via TYWKIWDBI

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Posted By: Alex - Mon May 27, 2019
Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues | Fashion | Legs

Comments

Taking the pads out of the packaging looks similar to taking provolone cheese out of fancy packaging. The end result looks as if the person decided to wear the cheese instead of eat it.

agent j

Posted by agent j on 05/27/19 at 09:38 AM

Maybe she's looking for a gentleman who will relieve her of the hideous giant leeches attached to her legs.

Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 05/27/19 at 11:57 AM

It's slight, but I can just see it as the equivalent of bra padding transforming an A into a B -- not obvious, almost subliminal. Definitely geared towards attracting a leg man.

I wonder if they ever thought to include a recess so a woman could carry a microSD card which wouldn't be detected by any normal search.

Posted by Phideaux on 05/27/19 at 06:12 PM

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