carl johnson

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They say Carl Johnson, 68, was carrying several weapons that can't be carried on high school grounds, but it's possible there's just a misunderstanding. Austin American-Statesman

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Posted By: Chuck - Mon Nov 10, 2008
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Albert Einstein's youngest brother Carl Johnson Einstein. The theory of relativity was really his idea but Albert stole it. Now, Carl is taking it back.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/10/08 at 07:43 AM

Oops, I forgot...guilty.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/10/08 at 08:17 AM

Wait.... Some guy was found to have weapons (including a wooden club?) in his pickum-up truck in central Texas and they busted him? What's this world coming to?

I was in Buda, Tx just last year and it didn't seem like a bad place. Had one righteous Cabela's there. Oh, wait! They sell guns and knives there too!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/10/08 at 08:37 AM

After reading stories like it reminds me that I need to clean out my truck. Hatchet, 10 inch hunting knife, mallet all used for camping but still would not look good when I show up plastered at my kid's school.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/10/08 at 08:40 AM

Uh....Guilty!

Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/10/08 at 10:08 AM

I assume the scar is left from where the aliens performed their surgery?

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/10/08 at 11:00 AM

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