Carve That Pumpkin!

There's more than one way to carve a pumpkin.

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Alex Boese Alex is the creator and curator of the Museum of Hoaxes. He's also the author of various weird, non-fiction, science-themed books such as Elephants on Acid and Psychedelic Apes. Paul Di Filippo Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over forty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. Contact Us

Posted By: Alex - Sat Oct 17, 2015
Category: Guns | Holidays

Comments

Yes-sir-ree, Noting more American then using this here Ruskie assault shootin iron to carve up them there pumpkins for the kids. Take that you commie, socialist, pink underwear, pansy, weak knee, atheist, liberal gun control freaks. God, guns and pumpkins is what has done made America great.

Patty have you been watching a lot of John Wayne movies as of late? He was big into guns.

Posted by Gator Guy on 10/17/15 at 08:35 PM

I bet he is using sleepy hollow points. :cheese:

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 10/17/15 at 11:54 PM

Gator, I fully agree with your "commie, socialist, pink underwear, pansy, weak knee, atheist, liberal gun control freaks" but we're going to have to have a discussion about your views and feeling about JOHN WAYNE.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/18/15 at 12:44 AM

@BD That's funny! LOL
Gator Guy, if you can tell me that you think these 2 stories I found are not weird enough to be on WU then I guess you can accuse me of being a gun nut. But my intention was to post something interesting, not to display my personal feelings about the second amendment.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/18/15 at 08:17 AM

Patty, Please don't take anything I say too seriously, my wife after almost 30 years has yet to figure me out and has been known to disown me at social events. But yes, the articles were both weird and interesting.

G.G.

Posted by Gator Guy on 10/18/15 at 06:48 PM

I guess I was just a bit too sensitive this weekend. Sorry to you sweetie and Phideaux as well. You are both good guys, love ya both.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/18/15 at 08:33 PM

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