Cheese Problems Solved

If you've got cheese problems, this is the book you need.

More info: Science Direct

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Oct 12, 2022
Category: Food | Books

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If Tom has six pounds of Brie and Mary gives him two wheels of Cheddar but mice eat 8% of the Kosher one, how many toothpick appetizers can he make?

If Mike and Eva have nine pounds of Stilton and Mike eats 2/3 more than Eva, how many weeks will it be before Eva can poop again?

Posted by Phideaux on 10/12/22 at 11:47 AM

Phideaux--you provided a much-needed laugh-out-loud moment!

Posted by Paul on 10/12/22 at 12:02 PM

I always wondered what into Processed Cheese Food but I didn't suspect that actual cheese was used.

Posted by KDP on 10/12/22 at 05:19 PM

Paul -- Thanks, and glad to help, but sorry to hear your day was so bad that something smirky got a real laugh.

Posted by Phideaux on 10/13/22 at 08:11 AM

I wouldn't trust a book on this subject unless it was written by Wallace and Gromit.

Posted by Richard Bos on 10/15/22 at 12:31 PM

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