Cheesus

From T-shirts to snack food; whose your main man?

5,000 years from now will archioligists from Centary Prime find us to have been the society that worshiped junk food?

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Posted By: Expat47 - Thu May 21, 2009
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Davie's trolling again so don't click on the link in the comment above.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/21/09 at 04:40 AM

I bet Frito Lay has a special machine for producing a Jesus shape that they turn on every time they want a little extra air time...

Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 05/21/09 at 07:34 AM

God these people are pathetic. It also looks like it could be a zombie. Or the Fonz giving an enthusiastic thumbs up and an "Ehhhhhhhh!!". Better get started building a zombie Jesus Fonzie church.... 🙄

Posted by Jmonkeh on 05/21/09 at 08:45 AM

Expat, have you read the health news lately, we ARE a society that worships junk food. I'm surprised the Cathilic Church hasn't started to use doritos and grape soda for communion yet.

Posted by Matt in Florida on 05/21/09 at 09:22 AM

I saw a similar article yesterday that said 'Cheezus returns'. Does that mean this has happened before? How many Jesus look-a-like Cheetos can there be?

@ Beckers, do you read a lot of Dave Barry? He was always adding "this would be a good name for a band" sidenotes. 😊

Posted by Nethie on 05/21/09 at 11:35 AM

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