Chocomania Toiletries

Now every man or woman can be Karen Finley, chocolate-smearing performance artist, in the privacy of their own home, without all the fuss and muss of melting several Hershey's bars in a pan on the stovetop.

The body butter looks more like coffee with lots of cream. But the exfoliant is choco-nasty.

Buy yours here.

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Posted By: Paul - Fri Apr 27, 2012
Category: Chocolate

Comments

If there is, in fact, a shortage of coco beans this season then I call foul and suggest a Boycott for this waste of precious world resource. (Unless it eatable.) 😜

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/27/12 at 11:53 AM

I agree, Expat. If it smells like chocolate but I can't eat it then I want nothing to do with it.

Posted by KDP on 04/27/12 at 12:40 PM

Just the thing to put on your skin while you drink your coffee made from the beans Civet monkeys pooped out 😕

Posted by BrokeDad on 04/27/12 at 02:54 PM

Civets are cat-like critters:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Civet.JPG/220px-Civet.JPG

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/27/12 at 03:02 PM

My bad Expat .. I just remembered an article about that coffee ... still ewwwwwwwwww

(not to mention I am allergic to cats)

Posted by BrokeDad on 04/27/12 at 03:43 PM

Yeah, the cat poop coffee is gross. I totally agree about non-edible chocolate being a terrible waste.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/27/12 at 07:28 PM

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