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News that sounds like a joke: British Christians are taking classes in how to improve their interpersonal techniques
They don't know how to flirt or to read "signals." Included in a list of suggested (or discouraged) pick-up lines (that may or not be made up by the Daily Telegraph): "Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives—he never met you"; "It's a sin to look as good as you"; "I just don't feel called to celibacy"; "You float my ark." Daily Telegraph
They don't know how to flirt or to read "signals." Included in a list of suggested (or discouraged) pick-up lines (that may or not be made up by the Daily Telegraph): "Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives—he never met you"; "It's a sin to look as good as you"; "I just don't feel called to celibacy"; "You float my ark." Daily Telegraph
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"You float my ark" always works for me. I guess it just sounds funny with the English accent.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 09/08/08 at 12:07 PM
They're not kidding. I have a friend who comes from an extremely religous upbringing and she had no idea that a guy had other intentions when he asked to come up to her place after a date, gave her a massage, and took his shirt off so she could give him one. Then she was appauled when he tried to kiss her. She really had no clue. It was hard not to laugh when she was telling us all this.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/08/08 at 12:37 PM
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