Clysmic Water

Source of B&W image (in back page advert section).

If this ad were selling bottled elk urine, I'd buy the stuff. Luckily, the product actually sounded beneficial.

Source of text.

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Alex Boese Alex is the creator and curator of the Museum of Hoaxes. He's also the author of various weird, non-fiction, science-themed books such as Elephants on Acid and Psychedelic Apes. Paul Di Filippo Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over forty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. Contact Us

Comments

Waukesha was quite a "health spa" town back in the late 1800's & early 1900's. It was close to Milwaukee and Chicago and attracted the wealthy industrialists from those cities.

Posted by ScoutC on 08/15/14 at 09:23 AM

I'm not even sure I'd want to be suckin' on that woman's toes, even filtered through aforementioned elk ~~piss~~ :red: urine.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 08/15/14 at 10:39 AM

Waukesha, Where the deer and the water Nymphs play! :lol: :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 08/15/14 at 11:20 AM

Posted by tadchem on 08/15/14 at 01:50 PM

Why can't we have more advertising like this today ? Oh wait .. boobs = evil.
Expat: your wife wants you to take your Viagra. It is Friday night and all.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 08/15/14 at 03:05 PM

Bottlers of mineral waters seem to have the same thing to say about the benefits of their product no matter where they are located. I have a Vittel label I kept from a bottle from a visit to France in 1987 that extols the virtues in much the same terms as Clysmic.

Posted by KDP on 08/15/14 at 04:43 PM

boobs = evil
So should I wear a bra to bed so the girls don't cause any trouble while I an sleeping?

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/16/14 at 07:25 AM

And deny the girls play time??

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 08/16/14 at 08:51 AM

Reminds me of the White Rock water nymph before the prudes decided she had to cover up.

Posted by Flamingo1 on 08/16/14 at 10:51 AM

Is it just me, or is that an... unfortunate name for something you drink?

(Captcha: foot!)

Posted by Richard Bos on 08/17/14 at 10:33 AM

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