Covid Religions
Thanks to Covid, new religions are popping up.
In Poland, the "Church of the Healthy Body" was recently founded. Members meet at a fitness club. And in Nottingham, England, members of the newly created Church of the 400 Rabbits gather at the 400 Rabbits tequila bar.
The religions are a longshot strategy by businesses to avoid covid restrictions. Because if they're a church they might be able to stay open, whereas if they're a fitness club or bar they're closed. The Polish fitness club/church has already reported that the local police weren't buying the rebranding.
In Poland, the "Church of the Healthy Body" was recently founded. Members meet at a fitness club. And in Nottingham, England, members of the newly created Church of the 400 Rabbits gather at the 400 Rabbits tequila bar.
The religions are a longshot strategy by businesses to avoid covid restrictions. Because if they're a church they might be able to stay open, whereas if they're a fitness club or bar they're closed. The Polish fitness club/church has already reported that the local police weren't buying the rebranding.
Comments
Thank goodness the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is already established.
https://www.spaghettimonster.org/
Don't forget your Flying Spaghetti Monster tree topper:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_Tree_Topper.jpg
https://www.spaghettimonster.org/
Don't forget your Flying Spaghetti Monster tree topper:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_Tree_Topper.jpg
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 12/17/20 at 08:53 AM
I wonder if I could qualify as a church. Many women already worship me (whenever I walk into the room, they say "Oh, my God!")
Posted by Phideaux on 12/17/20 at 06:09 PM
"I, Pastafari" documentary now available for streaming:
https://www.spaghettimonster.org/2020/07/documentary-now-streaming/
https://www.spaghettimonster.org/2020/07/documentary-now-streaming/
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 12/18/20 at 10:48 AM
Yeah, I don't think this'll work much outside the USA. (Don't rag on me, rag on Joel Osteen.) I myself was to play a small, technical part in tomorrow's service, and I've just been told it's not going to happen.
As for both the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its ruler and master, Great Chtulhu: I shall eat pasta alla seppia, and consume them both.
As for both the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its ruler and master, Great Chtulhu: I shall eat pasta alla seppia, and consume them both.
Posted by Richard Bos on 12/19/20 at 02:08 PM
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