D U FLY?

As you can see a goose flew right into the windshield of a car shattering the windshield, and the goose as well, from the look of it. Seeing as this happened in Golden, Colorado it makes one wonder if the goose may have been flying drunk. Where is Avians Against Drunk Fliers when you need them??

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Posted By: Alex - Sun Apr 06, 2014
Category: Animals

Comments

He should have had Coors Light, then maybe he could have kept his big goose butt in the air better! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/06/14 at 03:31 PM

I thought Golden geese were supposed to lay golden eggs!

That one had a real bad identity crisis

Posted by noooool on 04/06/14 at 05:45 PM

I guess this goes opposite of the phrase. This one is:

"Goose Goose DUCK !" :gulp:

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 04/06/14 at 06:02 PM

A buzzard went through the window and into the back seat of a small tail-dragger a friend of mine was flying. It was still alive and recovering when he managed to put it down quickly in a small field.

Posted by Victor L on 04/06/14 at 09:18 PM

Fabio had it easy.

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 04/06/14 at 09:59 PM

Sue P.E.T.A and the E.P.A. for allowing this critter's population to get so out of control that they were committing ritual suicide to make room for the next generation!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/06/14 at 11:23 PM

Maybe it got some of the CO Mary Jane somebody dropped ? It was high but flying low and saw some Doritos or munchies in the car and went for it.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 04/07/14 at 01:20 AM

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